10 Mile Slick of Chocolate Milk Spotted in the Gulf

A new 10-mile-long oil-slick has been discovered in the Gulf of Mexico near the Deepwater Horizon spill-site.

A California nonprofit organization dedicated to the protection and preservation of wildlife has discovered what seems to be a massive oil slick in the Gulf of Mexico near the area of the original Deepwater Horizon spill.

In a flight over the Gulf Tuesday, OnWingsOfCare.org founder and pilot Dr. Bonny Schumaker spotted an oil slick that stretched for nearly 10 miles. [...]

BP had firmly denied that the well is continuing to leak.

“None of this is true,” they said in a statement.

Nothing to see here. This isn't the oil you're looking for.

You don't need to watch the entire thing to get the picture, but you can view video of the new oil-slick here.

I have a brilliant idea! Lets drill for oil in the Florida Everglades!