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The Bubble Genius Bob & Elvis Show 5/20/11

G. Gordon Liddy is a Douchebag

BUMPED. Boom Goes the Dynamite; Don't Fear The Brand New Blog; Arnold's Testosterone; Another G Gordon Liddy Story; Newt Gingrich's Ringtone; Elvis' Real Life Catheter Nightmare; Newt Gingrich Melts Down; Elvis Gets Published by Andrew Sullivan; Newt Gingrich's Southern Strategy; The Republican Field is a Mess; No More Prop Activism; and much more! Brought to you by Bubble Genius!

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  • Schwarzenegger is a certified groping douche. I know several people who either witnessed a groping or were actual grope-ees. Everyone in Hollywood knows he does it, he never kept it a secret, and he had lawyers who knew exactly what to threaten his victims with if they got it in their heads to sue (quite literally “you’ll never work in this town again” which is EVERYTHING if you’re in the industry here). He also thinks it’s funny to punch guys in the nuts (a friend who voted for him despite knowing about the groping offered that tidbit up. as though the fact that he was an equal-opportunity abusive fuckwad evened it out). He’s just another entitled wannabe frat boy who got very VERY lucky. Over and over.

  • holyreality

    http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2011/05/23/110523fa_fact_mayer?currentPage=all

    I submit a topic for radio chatter. I know Elvis is big on spies’ secrecy, but blowing the whistle on NSA waste, fraud, and illegal data mining goes far beyond national security into Orwell 1984 territory.

  • I finally got to finish the show….good stuff. The line about Elvis being God and making all women just one big tit….made me guffaw out loud or GOL much to the displeasure of those around me.

  • muselet

    Maybe it was the lateness of the hour, maybe it was the Malbec, but this was the funniest show you two have done in a while, and that’s saying something.

    ‘Way back in the ’80s, I read G. Gordon Liddy’s memoir, Will, as soon as my local library had a copy. Jeez Louise, what a psychotic m*****f*****! He made a huge deal in the book of teaching his secretary (I think it was) how to kill a man with a pencil. I would have thought any sane woman would have run screaming from the room if someone offered to teach her how to kill someone, but apparently not.

    I second Extreme Liberal: the elevator photo prank was absolutely inspired.

    I’d never thought of Liddy as “a bald, mustachioed hobbit,” but the description made me laugh.

    “Power steering goop”? Wow, that is truly pathetic, Bob. And you dare tease Elvis about his lack of testosterone poisoning?

    -alopecia

  • Buffalodavid

    If you adjust for inflation, Avatar doesn’t even make the top ten. http://boxofficemojo.com/alltime/adjusted.htm It don’t even beat 101 Dalmatians.

  • Dan_in_DE

    Haha! As the Goddamn Awesome Senior German Correspondent here, let me point out that the actual meaning of the name Schwarznegger is just black-negro. It’s a little redundant, what? Also ironic for a such a white-bread whitey like good ol’ Arnie. But I’d be willing to bet that he has some black progeny by now. Seriously doubt that that man has a racist penis (á la John Mayer).

  • Tch. Entirely suitable for fucking work.

    • KatInWilm

      Completely fucking safe for fucking work.

  • JackDaniel07

    NSFW, unless you work for me!

  • G. Gordon Liddy and the elevator photos was hilarious. Brilliant prank.