Healthcare

ACORN is the Evil Empire

Glenn Beck can connect anything to ACORN.

Here he tries to connect ACORN and the AARP:

By the way, have you noticed that ACORN no longer means ACORN (Association of Community Organizations for Reform Now)? It means, to quote Lee Atwater, "nigger, nigger, nigger."

Oh, and they're evidently responsible for everything bad.

-Your internet went out? ACORN.
-Transformers 2 really, really sucked. ACORN.
-The northeastern tomato blight? ACORN.
-That thing that collided with Jupiter? ACORN.
-The claw-your-eyes-out Free Credit Report songs? ACORN.
-When your coffee isn't hot enough to dissolve non-dairy creamer and so it sits at the top in big glob? ACORN.
-Eczema? ACORN.