Bathroom Bills

JM Ashby
Written by JM Ashby

(Cartoonist - Clay Bennett)

In other news, former Speaker John Boenhner has taken on a new job at the tobacco company that produces Camel cigarettes. The GOP is full of metaphorical and literal tobacco executives.

Meanwhile, former Tennessee state Rep. Jeremy Durham says he'll sue the state for expelling him from office. Durham was expelled yesterday for sexually harassing over 20 women. Imagine the discovery process!

Finally, here's Trump adviser Alex Jones with the latest.

Consenting adults can do whatever they want, but it's basically, at least a few weeks out of the year, a big gay orgy. Believe me I've been there. They were chasing me around whistling at me.


  • Badgerite

    Again with the “Believe me”? I don’t think so.

  • Victor the Crab

    More than likely, they were being sarcastic and ironic to Alex Jones because all of them wouldn’t want to have sex with him.

  • Aynwrong

    I’m so glad I’m not a Conservative.

    • Dread_Pirate_Mathius

      I honestly don’t know how they function.

      Imagine living in a world full of real conspiracies. Where everyone is out to get you, steal what’s yours, control you, and force you behave the way they want. Your country has been taken over by a foreigner and now a corrupt felon (who was only not convicted because she manipulated the FBI) is set to take over for the next 8 years. The economy is in shambles, the American Dream™ is dead. Illegal immigrants stream in by the million taking your jobs and shipping the money back to Mexico. The Gays and the Trannies are trying to convert your children to their sick and twisted ways, and society is punishing you for trying to protect them. The first, second, and tenth amendments are all but dead. Millions of Syrians have been resettled throughout the country and a huge portion of them are part of ISIS, just biding their time to kill you and your family. Christianity is under attack – especially by our not-so-secretly-Muslim President. The Democrat Party is rigging and stealing elections left and right. The liberals are trying to give control of the country to the UN. All of the nation’s wealth that isn’t being shipped to Mexico by the Illegals is shipped to China because America doesn’t know how to win anymore. Your money is being taxed away and given to drug abusing welfare queens. The nuclear family is breaking down. People are saluting Black Panther Cop Killers at the Superbowl. Patriotism is a thing of the past, and banished from our schools. And, to top it all off, they cancelled Firefly season II.

      I mean, Jesus, that’s a terrifying world to live in. If I thought the world was really like that, I would probably eat a bullet.

      • Aynwrong

        Now imagine living in a world where millions of your fellow citizens believed every word of it and the only one thing that was accurate was the cancelation of Firefly.