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Batshit Missouri Gubernatorial Candidate Sells Human Hunting Permits

Missouri Republican gubernatorial candidate Eric Greitens, the man who recently went full Call of Duty in a campaign ad, has come up an equally-batshit but befitting campaign fundraising gimmick.

For the low price of just $10, Greiten's campaign will send you a fake human hunting tag. Those who are more generous will receive a human hunting bumper sticker.

Greitens' campaign distributed an email Wednesday promoting bumper stickers with the words "ISIS HUNTING PERMIT 2016." The sticker says it expires when "we defeat this evil."

The campaign is selling the mock hunting tags for a $10 donation. For $100, donors can get stickers signed by a former Navy SEAL who claims he killed Osama bin Laden.

And for a few dollars more, he'll send you a decoder ring and a plastic sheriff's badge that he won at the county fair.

It's not clear how the governor of Missouri will lead a hunting campaign against ISIS or how his constituents will defeat the Evil Doers by electing him.

If Greiten's supporters want to hunt ISIS, they could enlist in the military or personally travel to Syria and put their money where their mouth is. War tourism is a booming industry.