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August 15, 2005
Adventures at the Huffington Post
For some reason, the editors of the Huffington Post invited me to write blog entries for their site. It's been a week since I began contributing stuff and the response has thankfully been positive, but what I'm enjoying the most are the occasional e-mails and comments from the hoopleheads and wingnuts.
The Huffington Post has a partnership with Yahoo News in which select "HuffPo" articles are distributed to viewers of all political persuasions on the Yahoo site. The best wingnut comments happen there. To wit:
In response to "War Bolsters Iraqi Chemical Weapon Industry" (Yahoo News here, Huffington Post here):
THIS NITWIT LIB admits WMDs excist!
What a GREAT Pro-Bush story this is. The auther says "blah,blah,blah......IRAQ has CHEMICAL WEAPONS manufacturing going on....blah,blah "
Nevermind that the article I referenced repeatedly discussed that the weapons appeared AFTER the invasion. More:
Re: THIS NITWIT LIB admits WMDs excist
He probably a GAY LIB ; much like that author of this queer Lib propaganda story.
In response to "Olbermann Out of Control -- With Sincerity" (Yahoo News here, Huffington Post here), I give you the moral values voter... who wishes cancer on someone:
Olbermann needs to go back to ESPN and keep his moronic opinions to himself. Denying food and water to a person who is not dying IS comparable to Axis war crimes. Why didn't Olbermann's family "just let him go to be at peace" when they found that tumor in his flapping jibs? Would have been a lot better for all of us if they had.
Here's my favorite comment of the week in response to "Chickenhawks Have An Army, Too" (Yahoo News here, Huffington Post here):
HEY BOOB, WHAT A CROCK OF SHIT, YOU GOT THE LIBERAL DICK UP YOUR ASS TOO, PROBABY MICHAEL MOORE'S, HOW BIG IS IT, IS IT REACHING YOUR BRAIN YET, WATCH OUT, IT MIGHT BECOME A HILLARY(TUMOR)! AND YAHOO PAYS YOU TO WRITE THIS BULLSHIT! OR DO YOU JUST WRITE IT SO PEOPLE LIKE ME CAN BASH YOU DAY IN AND DAY OUT! THIS IS PATHETIC, YAHOO NEEDS TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THESE WRITERS AND STOP BEING SO FUCKING LEFT-WING UP IN HERE! PATHETIC PATHETIC, YOU WRITE THESE ARTICLES B/C PEOPLE LIKE ME GAVE YOU THE PRIVELAGE! YOU CONFUSE FREEDOM OF SPEECH TO FREEDOM TO BASH! GET THE LIBERAL DICK OUT OF YOUR ASS AND WRITE SOMETHING EQUAL!
Three things. 1) I'm not paid, 2) I haven't been called "Boob" since 2nd grade, and 3) I don't have a liberal dick in my ass.
Someone said to me that these blogs preach to the choir. Doesn't sound like it. More to come...
Posted By Bob Cesca | August 15, 2005 09:07 AM | DIGG ME!
Comments
The excessive use of ALL CAPS is nearly as hilarious as the horrible spelling errors ("excist"?! "privelage"?!?). But none of it is as laughable as the last poster's desperate projections of his own woefully stifled homosexuality onto Bob.
The fact that the guy so blithely fantasizes about Bob and Michael Moore having anal sex really says a lot about this fellow. Something tells me he secretly likes Barbara Streisand.
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at August 16, 2005 02:12 AM
Wow, those are hilarious.I like to collect my own rightwingnut insults by occasionally posting at Free Republic, then sitting back & waiting for the response. I get banned a lot. I realize it's sort of masochistic but it also yields great material from time to time.
And, of course, when you repost them for everyone's enjoyment, they become even more entertaining.
And yes, that last guy wanting to know how "big is it" must be projecting at least a tad. I find it really telling that he thinks Michael Moore could reach someone's brain with his "liberal dick"... isn't that something close to a compliment?
Posted by: HelenWheels at August 18, 2005 06:03 PM
