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December 06, 2007

Anderson Cooper Eats Mexican

I had lunch today at a Mexican restaurant called Hell's Kitchen on 9th Ave near 46th Street today and Anderson Cooper happened to be eating lunch about two tables away.

I was tempted to interrogate him about the YouTube debate -- until he suddenly exploded into a psychotic rage and flogged some "insufferable hipsters" with a barstool. He kept screaming, "They'll find your corpses... in the FUCKING... RIVER! Arrrrr!"

The part about Anderson Cooper eating at the Mexican restaurant is true.

The drunken rage part is not.

Posted By Bob Cesca | December 6, 2007 08:15 PM | DIGG ME!

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