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December 10, 2007
Dana Perino Is A Dumb Stupid
Who doesn't know what the Cuban Missile Crisis was? Dana, that's who.
Appearing on National Public Radio's light-hearted quiz show "Wait, Wait . . . Don't Tell Me," which aired over the weekend, Perino got into the spirit of things and told a story about herself that she had previously shared only in private: During a White House briefing, a reporter referred to the Cuban Missile Crisis -- and she didn't know what it was."I was panicked a bit because I really don't know about . . . the Cuban Missile Crisis," said Perino, who at 35 was born about a decade after the 1962 U.S.-Soviet nuclear showdown. "It had to do with Cuba and missiles, I'm pretty sure."
My head is going to FUCKING EXPLODE. Seriously. I have no patience for FUCKING MORONS who fail upwards. The Cuban Missile Crisis? And this blow-up doll works in the White House? Jesus fuck. It's only the most dramatic 13 days in the history of the White House -- and one of the most frightening sequences of events in American history.
Aw. That's a good little Bush Stupid. Now run along, Dana, you fuckwit.
Posted By Bob Cesca | December 10, 2007 10:57 AM | DIGG ME!
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We are now living in what must be the golden age of the moron. Never in this nations history has the moron enjoyed such power and such a voice. Once upon a time, ignorance was something to be ashamed of. It was frowned upon. It was "wrong".
Now, not so much.
Morons are our exalted citizens. President Monkeynuts has given morons hope and encouraged them, with the biggest dollop of hillbilly defiance in history, to be out loud and proud.
Dana Perino
Sherri Shepard
Laura Ingrahm
Michael Medved
Hew Hewett
Mike Huckaboob
on
and
on
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on
Posted by: Rich ![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://www.bobcesca.com/nav-commenters.gif)
at December 10, 2007 01:59 PM
I have been so bummer this AM what with the dems rolling over and pissing on themselves in the Senate and torture being discussed like it was actually an option we should employ, and now this!
Wonderful! I laughed until I cried and then laughed some more. I always suspected that the only reason Dana was there was to deflect any harsh questioning with her Barbie doll face.
Posted by: gdwtch52 at December 13, 2007 01:41 PM
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