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December 28, 2007
"I Stole Jesus"
Someone stole the Baby Jesus from a nativity scene -- but this time, Jesus was packing a GPS device.
Police subsequently arrested Danielle Santino, 18, of Lake Worth, Fla. and charged her with grand theft. She was still in jail late Thursday."I stole Jesus," she told police, according to the newspaper.
Baby Jesus told police, "The goddamn GPS thing kept saying, 'Left turn in... one... point three... miles -- BING! You have arrived!' I wanted to fucking crush it with all the power of God."
Posted By Bob Cesca | December 28, 2007 04:25 PM | DIGG ME!
Comments
At $400 a pop? I think I'm going to go into the baby Jesi, Jesus's, Jesuses (?) making business!
What a cute little monster!
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at December 28, 2007 05:53 PM
Behold! The Baby Jesus! Complete with Lamb of God Logo on his pink fluffy jumper. Pink? Boys are supposed to wear pink? WTF?!?!
With Bob's kind permission:
Posted by: Nanotyrannus at December 28, 2007 09:42 PM
Jesus! I am underachieving!
Posted by: lnbno13 at December 28, 2007 10:16 PM
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