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December 01, 2007

The Myerstown Herald

In my latest thing for the Huffington Post, I mentioned a local weekly newspaper here in eastern Pennsylvania called The Myerstown Herald. Here are some headlines from this week's issue:

-Goons Slash Tires on Hunter's Vehicle
-Knuckleheads Key Vehicle
-Vehicle Hits Vehicle, Flees
-Punk Punctures Eight Tires
-Pumpkin Punks Attack Vehicle
-Lunkheads Steal Lighter, Air Vents

Awesome. And yes, this newspaper is very real. However, I've cycled through Myerstown hundreds of times and I've never seen any punks or goons. Knuckleheads everywhere, but no goons.

Posted By Bob Cesca | December 1, 2007 10:27 AM | DIGG ME!

Comments

What about Bozo's casing retro bikes? This guy sounds like he was rejected by the 50's movie stereotype cop academy, several times.

Posted by: lnbno13 [TypeKey Profile Page] at December 1, 2007 03:37 PM

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