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December 08, 2007
This Week's Myerstown Herald
My favorite headlines from this week's all new Myerstown Herald (website or pdf):
-Knuckleheads let air out of tire
-Phone Fool Threatens Man's Life
-Vehicle Hits Vehicle, Flees
-Police: Two Men Swipe Beef Jerky
-Dorks Use Object to Vandalize Mailbox
Also, on page 13 (pdf), the Herald responded to my remarks in this blog. My favorite quotes from their editorial response:
The use of the words goons, punks and thugs is not irresponsible. [...] We think these words are appropriate to describe these people.
Sure. It's totally responsible to editorialize in straight news stories. Please don't stop or else the four people who live in Myerstown won't know whether a bad guy is bad or not.
Myerstown obviously has more than four people.
Right on, Dr. Obvious McLiteral. Anyway, I love the Myerstown Herald. May its supply of goons and dorks be plentiful for many years to come.
Posted By Bob Cesca | December 8, 2007 09:03 AM | DIGG ME!
Comments
Holy shit! That is fucking hilarious, for so many reasons! And on a morning I really needed a laugh. Thank you, you fucking jackass from Myerstown, and Bob, you conspiracy theorist intellectual snob, for bringing those goons to our attention.
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at December 8, 2007 10:06 AM
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