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January 04, 2008
He's Psychotic
"None of this worries me - Sept. 11, there were times I was worried."
I mean seriously. Can someone test him for Tourette's Syndrome?
(h/t Sullivan)
Posted By Bob Cesca | January 4, 2008 12:43 PM | DIGG THIS
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Oh no he di'ent! He actually used 9/11 in the context of his stunning defeat!!! The man is clueless.
Posted by: midad ![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://www.bobcesca.com/nav-commenters.gif)
at January 4, 2008 01:15 PM
the scene: a fancy restaurant in D.C.
Waiter:
Good evening, Sir. Are you ready to order?Might I reccomend the Steak tonight?
Rudy:
On 9/11 our country faced it's darkest hour.
Waiter:
True indeed, sir! excelent observation! Now, about your order? The Steak, Sir?
Rudy: After 9/11, the stakes were raised! I responded to world cataclysm in a timely manner!I did! 9/11, 9/11, 9/11!!!
Waiter:
Sir, are you well? Perhaps you'd like to use the men's room,Sir?
Rudy:
On 9/11, Buster, I went 73 hours without using the men's room or even a toilet! I rose to the occasion on 9/11, Pal!
Waiter:
I'll telephone the Police. You're a lunatic.
Rudy: (in a foam, spitting and lisping like the mad fuck he is)
On 9/11, I was a decisive leader! a ruler of mankind, a supreme commander of men's DESTINIES!!! Damn you! DAMN YOU DAMN YOU 9/11!!!9/11!!! 9/11!!!!
(The cops come in and drag his crazy ass off stage. the end)
Posted by: Rich at January 4, 2008 01:34 PM
The man is a verb, a noun and 9/11 ... he's all hat and no cattle ...
he's a fucki*g lunatic!
That however, seems to make him a popular Republican.
Posted by: basheert at January 4, 2008 04:14 PM
...you know, in that picture he looks exactly like Norman Bate's mother in Psycho! Nice catch.
Posted by: basheert at January 4, 2008 04:15 PM
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