Elections

Does Winning Mean “Winning”?

Not according to Mark "My Head Is So Far Up My Ass It's Coming Out My Neck" Penn. Here's Penn's latest lobbying effort to get himself heavily medicated and/or force Hillary Clinton onto the Democratic party:

“Winning Democratic primaries is not a qualification or a sign of who can win the general election. If it were, every nominee would win because every nominee wins Democratic primaries.”

Okay, in the true spirit of Clintonian politics, let's parse that quote, shall we? Penn is saying:
1. Winning Democratic primaries DOES NOT MEAN you can win the general election and THUS
2. The implication is that the person who gets the most votes, most delegates, most states in the Democratic primary actually SHOULD NOT BE the nominee because the nominee won't win. THEREFORE:
3. What the DNC should do is actually nominate the person who gets fewer votes/delegates/states in the primary process.

Okay, okay, Mark. Bring on Democratic Nominee Joe Biden!