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March 16, 2008
Run On Black Roses And Luggage
Maybe we in the blogotube-o-sphere ought to buy black roses and luggage for them as they fall. TRex documents the wingnut In Memoriam (cue sad music):
1. Michelle Malkin fired from “The O’Reilly Factor”.2. Ann Coulter’s book sales tanking and her credit cards getting declined by Publix.
3. Melamine Misstatement fired from her job.
4. Tucker Carlson tossed out on his amply padded backside.
5. And now Jumpin’ John Gibson being taken away to be rendered into fat for cheap tallow candles for The Poor or whatever.
Some people may call this an unrelated chain of business-related layoffs, or Conservative Media’s flailing efforts to adapt to the times. Me, I just see it as Progress.
Limbaugh and O’Reilly are next. Hannity, too. It will be a beautiful day when all these bloviating turds have to suck dicks in a bus station bathroom for change. Tick…tick…tick…
Go here to buy the black roses. Try Costco for the luggage.
Posted By Bob Cesca | March 16, 2008 08:41 AM | DIGG ME!
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I once worked for a guy in the Navy who said that when he retired, he was gonna go suck dicks in bus staion bathrooms until he got his self-respect back. I think that amply applies here.
Posted by: bajasteve ![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://www.bobcesca.com/nav-commenters.gif)
at March 16, 2008 10:28 AM
Actually, though, what he did was buy a yacht and spend his days cruising the Atlantic coast of N and S America. Not a bad life, eh?
Posted by: bajasteve at March 16, 2008 10:29 AM
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