Democratic Party

Clinton Supporters Might Vote For Him?

Him = Senator McCain. Because they'd inexplicably rather vote for a guy who calls his wife, Paris McCain, a "trollop" and a "cunt" in public than to vote for Senator Obama. Mental note: Calling wife a "cunt" in public...good. Running against Senator Clinton in the primary...bad.

On that note, this exchange really happened today:

Audience member: This question goes to mental health and mental health care. Previously, I've been married to a woman that was verbally abusive to me. Is it true that you called your wife a (expletive)?

McCain: Now, now. You don't want to... Um, you know that's the great thing about town hall meetings, sir, but we really don't, there's people here who don't respect that kind of language. So I'll move on to the next questioner in the back.

And I salute my friend Cliff Schecter. SAL-UTE!