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May 02, 2008
If, If, If...
Posted By Bob Cesca
"If we had the Republican rules, I would already be the nominee." --Senator Clinton, 5/1/08
"If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator." --President Bush, 12/8/00
Well, okay. The Republican rules include stealing elections and trampling on the Constitution. So in a way, Senator Clinton is right.
May 2, 2008 08:25 AM | DIGG THIS
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"If it weren't for affirmative action, I would have gotten the job instead of that less qualified black guy."
Translation-- "I'm not running a shitty campaign, it's the rules that suck."
Posted by: Nanotyrannus ![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://www.bobcesca.com/nav-commenters.gif)
at May 2, 2008 09:13 AM
"If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs, if we had some eggs."
Makes about as much sense, right?
Posted by: bajasteve at May 2, 2008 09:48 AM
So switch parties, already; it's not as if you haven't been a Republican before.
Posted by: bajasteve at May 2, 2008 09:49 AM
"If I weren't such a republican hate machine I would have won this thing on name recognition a long time ago!"
Clinton.
LOL!
Posted by: MajinMal at May 2, 2008 10:15 AM
If my campaign didn't really care about Indiana...
Posted by: trustno1 at May 2, 2008 10:32 AM
Please, please, won't someone make her go away!!
Posted by: midad at May 2, 2008 10:45 AM
Trust, you beat me to the punch!
Posted by: ConstanceRifle at May 2, 2008 10:52 AM
Constance,
Could you even imagine if the media ran with that the way they ran with the Wright clips? I don't care when that video was made, it would be a romp!
Posted by: trustno1 at May 2, 2008 11:18 AM
I watched that closely Trust. For my part, his lips don't match the sound. There's something hinky about it.
Posted by: Nanotyrannus at May 2, 2008 11:45 AM
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/05/02/clinton-adviser-claims-in_n_99810.html
False alarm.
Though the first part, saying "Those people are shit" is apparently real and he admits that, though he was "only mentioning the polls."
Posted by: ConstanceRifle at May 2, 2008 12:24 PM
Should have followed my own name, eh? If it seems too good to be true...
Posted by: trustno1 at May 2, 2008 01:29 PM
If
If
If George Bush had tits, he would be Hillary Clinton.
Posted by: IntoxiNation at May 2, 2008 01:57 PM
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