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May 07, 2008
Rank HRC's Most Rovian Moves
Posted By JumpyPants
Hillary Rodham Clinton and her husband, Bill, who apparently now plays an ignorant, racist creep on TV, have channeled the reptilian brain and flaccid, pasty gut of Karl Rove in increasing measure in this primary.
So if you can spare a moment of your time away from celebrating the putative assumption of our historic nominee, please rank the following sleazeball moves, with 1 being most craptastically Rovian.
Drinking 'til cross-eyed
Jesse Jackson won SC, too
Bittergate
Wright-a-thon
Muslim-baiting
Gun mailers
Gas tax holiday
Drug talk
"More electable," "shucking and jiving," and all the other racist code designed to scare both the ignorant and the informed into thinking that Americans are too racist to elect someone who had one parent born in Africa
And enjoy this one, because I don't think we're going to be talking so much about Mrs. Clinton and her once pretty good shitbird of a husband much anymore.
May 7, 2008 12:40 AM | DIGG THIS
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Is this a Scale of 1-10? Ill assume so.
Drinking 'til cross-eyed - 9
Jesse Jackson won SC, too - 4
Bittergate - 6
Wright-a-thon - 1
Muslim-baiting - 2
Gun mailers - 7
Gas tax holiday - 10
Drug talk - 3
"More Electable" - 8
"shucking and jiving" - 5
Thats my take on it.
Posted by: J M Ashby ![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://www.bobcesca.com/nav-commenters.gif)
at May 7, 2008 02:19 AM
Drinking 'til cross-eyed - 6
Jesse Jackson won SC, too - 4
Bittergate - 2
Wright-a-thon - 1
Muslim-baiting - 7
Gun mailers - 8
Gas tax holiday - 3
Drug talk - 9
More electable - 5
shucking and jiving - 10
They sure have dropped their standards in the past few months. I have no time for them!!!
Posted by: Gretchen at May 7, 2008 08:07 AM
I don't know if it's "Rovian", but to me the iconic moment in her campaign was the decision to sit down and make common cause with Richard Mellon Scaife. That was the moment that, politically, she became dead to me.
Posted by: Toast at May 7, 2008 09:04 AM
8. Drinking 'til cross-eyed
4, Jesse Jackson won SC, too
6. Bittergate
1. Wright-a-thon
2. Muslim-baiting
3. Gun mailers
7. Gas tax holiday
5. Drug talk
And let's not forget when she said on TV re: Obama's being accused of being Muslim: There's no reason to believe that, NOT THAT I KNOW OF.
Posted by: shane at May 7, 2008 10:07 AM
1. Muslim-baiting
2."More electable," "shucking and jiving," and all the other racist code designed to scare both the ignorant and the informed into thinking that Americans are too racist to elect someone who had one parent born in Africa
3. Bittergate
4. Wright-a-thon
5. Gun mailers
6. Jesse Jackson won SC, too
7. Drug talk
8. Gas tax holiday
9. Drinking 'til cross-eyed
Posted by: Sammyscooge at May 7, 2008 10:33 AM
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