This is for real:
Judging by his baby's-bottom, pinkish-hued complexion, do you really believe Senator Cornyn has spent more than three seconds in the sunlight -- much less corralling horses in the blazing Texas heat? Hell, Cornyn makes McBush look like George Hamilton.
Meanwhile, "BIG JOHN" would have been eligible for the draft in 1970. He didn't serve. Big Cowwwwaaard! Big Chickenhaaaawwwk!
(h/t brownsox)