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June 07, 2008
This Is A Joke, Right?
The Spinal Tap campaign gets more Tap-ish. Paddy reports that John McCain has launched a community blog!
So far, there's another knock-off of Senator Obama's brand (The blog's header says: "A Blog We Can Believe In"), an ABBA video (whah?) and the following photograph...which we must now write funny captions for. I'll start:
MCCAIN: "I like puppies."
LIEBERMAN (whispering off camera): "It's an alligator."
Posted By Bob Cesca | June 7, 2008 09:06 AM | DIGG ME!
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MCCAIN: "I remember when the archosaurs first appeared right after the Permian. I'm sorry to tell you, there's going to be more evolution, my friends."
AIDE: "Senator you don't believe in evolution this week."
Posted by: Nanotyrannus ![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://www.bobcesca.com/nav-commenters.gif)
at June 7, 2008 10:58 AM
BBQ!!
Posted by: LiveFreeOrDie08 at June 7, 2008 12:20 PM
"He's just like 'Little John,' but less scaly."
Posted by: StuporMundi at June 7, 2008 12:28 PM
"Yep. These are just like the kind they used to shove up my ass at the Hanoi Hilton. Ah... memories."
Posted by: Broadway Carl at June 7, 2008 02:16 PM
Ha! perfect!
J. McSame needs to get lots & lots of screen time... especially for his speeches. Even without the green screen, he looks totally lost and confused reading from the teleprompter.
Posted by: dusty59 at June 7, 2008 02:32 PM
"Lieberman, you know I really do love you."
Posted by: The False Flag at June 7, 2008 08:44 PM
This "person" is an amazingly UGLY man .... did he eat this poor reptile??? When are the Republicans going to realize their credibility is now in the tank?
He is an amazingly idiotic senator - and he has NOT voted in the last 65+ senate votes.
THIS is what he will do for America...
Posted by: basheert at June 7, 2008 09:06 PM
John M: See? Obama doesn't have the military experience and I bet he's never held one of these little puppies, either...
Joe L: That's not a puppy, John.
John M: It's an expression you ignorant fuck!
Posted by: thepoetryman at June 8, 2008 12:58 AM
"Hey big guy!...that reminds me, time to drain the lizard...aaahhhhhh, that's better."
Posted by: Proud2bHumble at June 8, 2008 01:05 AM
New resume:
Fighter Pilot
War Hero
Distinguished Congressman
Maverick Moderate
Foreign Policy Expert
Alligator Wrestler
yep, fits right in...
Posted by: Proud2bHumble at June 8, 2008 01:16 AM
"And when elected, I promise to choke the terrorists like I'm chokin the lizard...and they're gonna know John McCain is coming for them!"
Posted by: Proud2bHumble at June 8, 2008 01:25 AM
...a 200 million year old predator...
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...holding a young alligator.
Posted by: Proud2bHumble at June 8, 2008 01:38 AM
Wow! Feels just like my scrotum.
Posted by: Peter G. at June 8, 2008 02:07 AM
Nothing new to see here folks, just a little head and grabass with a young lobbyist/staffer...
Posted by: Proud2bHumble at June 8, 2008 02:12 AM
Liebermann: Uh John. It's snakes Hagee wants us to handle.
Posted by: Peter G. at June 8, 2008 02:14 AM
"I'm gonna call you Cindy...you have her eyes..."
Posted by: Proud2bHumble at June 8, 2008 02:19 AM
McCain: "So you're telling me this thing evolved over several eons from huge dinosaurs?"
-beat-
McCain: "That's not change we can believe in!"
Posted by: Kevbo at June 8, 2008 07:43 AM
OK, again...which end do I blow in to make that noise?
Posted by: cBc at June 8, 2008 01:57 PM
He's only happy when he's got his finger on the button..."Keep squeezing me like that and it's gonna be 'bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb yerhand', dipshit."
The Romneymoron commander attempting to engage the cloak-us device...
;-}
Posted by: Proud2bHumble at June 8, 2008 02:52 PM
ABBA is too cool for McCain. I'm going to call them up and have them request he remove the video!
Posted by: Alaska at June 8, 2008 08:06 PM
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