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June 28, 2008
This Is A Silly Observation
I used to be a little freaked out by Senator McCain's creepy forced smile.

Until I realized that the smile looks like the frozen grandparents from Weird Science.

Posted By Bob Cesca | June 28, 2008 09:09 AM | DIGG ME!
Comments
My major problem is if they're dentures, then he needs new ones and if they're not, someone should get him a box of Crest strips. No human should have teeth that yellow, esp if they don't smoke.
Posted by: Paddy
at June 28, 2008 09:52 AM
Nice idea but I think they realize that if he suddenly shows up with New & Improved Choppers, it will be seen as a sort of marketing gimmick.
I'm sorry, but no matter what he does he'd never be able to compete with Obama's smile. I get all school girl giggly when I see it (complete with little hearts floating around my head).
Posted by: Nanotyrannus
at June 28, 2008 10:18 AM
RE: "No human should have teeth that yellow..."
I believe a steady diet of human brains is sure to cause severe tooth yellowing.
Posted by: dusty59
at June 28, 2008 03:52 PM
RE: the diet of human brains. If that's the case, then the old cannibal belief about getting a man's intelligence by eating his brain has certainly been debunked.
Posted by: bajasteve
at June 28, 2008 04:47 PM
Maybe he's just been feasting the brains of people who don't know how to use a computer or what the difference is between Shi'ite and Sunni.
--d
Posted by: dansolomon
at June 29, 2008 09:36 AM
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