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July 16, 2008
McJackie the McJokeman
Someone needs to pull McBusch aside and tell him that he's not funny. We have him on record with jokes about:
-Killing Iranian civilians with weaponized cancer.
-'Bomb, bomb, bomb Iran' song parody (less funny than Weird Al)
-Chelsea Clinton 'ugly' joke
And now... A rape joke! HOOOO-HOOOO! The joke:
Did you hear the one about the woman who is attacked on the street by a gorilla, beaten senseless, raped repeatedly and left to die? When she finally regains consciousness and tries to speak, her doctor leans over to hear her sigh contently and to feebly ask, ‘Where is that marvelous ape?’
Hoo?
Filed under: Iran || John McCain
Posted By Bob Cesca | July 16, 2008 9:09 AM
Comments
Since he's doing his best to piss of elderly folks lately, let's help him out. At the bottom of the original article PDF is another zinger: in one of his senate campaigns he called a retirement community named Leisure World, "Seizure World". HI-larious.
Posted by: lnbno13
at July 16, 2008 10:12 AM
Towards the end of the article, someone says that she doesn't think that a joke like that is indicative of his character. Well, a whole bunch of them definitely speaks to his lack of character.
It'd be one thing if these were witty, non-offensive jokes like would expect from your local old codger, but these often have a viscousness to them. No humor, just mean.
Posted by: Nanotyrannus
at July 16, 2008 2:31 PM
OOPS! I fogot my --
P.S. Insert Obligatory "I honor Senator McCain's service to his country and his incredible sacrifice as a prisoner of war."
Posted by: Nanotyrannus
at July 16, 2008 2:33 PM
Man...that's a knee slapper there! Cos see, she was beaten and raped, but secretly she liked it. Get it? Cos women secretly like being beaten and raped. It's funny cos it's true! Oh man... I bet she was wearing tight jeans too. Cos you know when women wear tight jeans, they're pretty much asking for it... wow. I just can't get over the funny.
Joking about a sensitive topic requires a command of language and ideas that JMac in particular and republicans in general don't seem to have. After reading this I had to watch some George Carlin to numb the pain.
Posted by: El Mystico
at July 16, 2008 5:20 PM



