Incredible...how does Hannity sleep at night? "Let's see how you act after you get beaten after five and a half years." Hilarious.

"five and a half years!"

"five and a half years!"

I listen to Hannity on my way home from work sometimes (usually just to piss myself off and listen to the ignorance of the other side) and this is a completely typical response. He subscribes to the "if i talk louder i am right" mindframe. He has no actual justification for his opinion so he resorts to talking about haircuts. If ,in his opinion, 5 years as a POW gives you the right to cheat on your wife, then what other rights do you have. He is clearly saying that being a POW warped his mind and that is why he was cheating on his wife. Well if it warped his mind then, should he really be the next president.

Good for Colmes, but Hammity and his panel of blithering idiots will not be stopped. They'll show up somewhere else to continue their efforts at distraction. Where they control the shows, we'll have to put up with it. On Hardball, Race for the White House, This Week and MTP, however, there is no excuse for it and hopefully progressives will try to change the subject.

"If ,in his opinion, 5 years as a POW gives you the right to cheat on your wife, then what other rights do you have."

Very good question.

1. He can do all the hash he wants.
2. Free cinnabon's for life.
3. Every day at 4:00, McCain is allowed to strangle a hobo with his bare hands.
4. Any time McCain says "Marco" the entire senate must say "Polo" or he can call "fish out of water!" and make the offending senator stand in a corner until a time determined by John McCain. (and woe be to the Senator who leaves the corner before McCain says so.)
5. Every year on Nov. 14, John McCain must only be referenced as "Joe McCarthy."

Any others I'm missing?

That seems like a pretty complete list.

Well, I suppose the distraction of having a person who cheated on his wife and ISN'T running for president is better than an hour long show calling Obama a Muslim.

Excerpted from The McCain Diaries: Notes From a Viet Cong Prison Camp, December 1969 - June 1970

Dec 23 - Can't wait to get out of here. Jesus my wife Carol is so hot. Tall and leggy, just like I like 'em. Can't wait to get home to my hot ex-model wife Carol. Also, it'd be nice not to get the butt of an AK-47 stomped on my nuts three times a day. When I get home I'm going to be a tireless opponent of any sort of torture. Tireless!

Dec 24 - Xmas eve. As a special treat, Loc Pham only stomped on my nutsac twice this morning. He brought mistletoe, which I thought was sweet. Held it over my balls as he smashed them with that AK-47 (I call her "Nancy"). No one should ever be tortured, ever. I hope they're not doing permanent damage to the Little Admiral; I can't wait to get home and have my hot ex-model wife Carol salute him.

Dec 31 - Letter arrived today from home. Hot ex-model wife in horrible car accident. Smashed both her legs. Broke her pelvis. Broke her arm. Ruptured her spleen. Not sure what that is, but I bet not having one ain't good. They say she'll be in the hospital six months. Thank god I've got excellent government-provided health care and have all my life, just like Daddy. Excellent tax-payer-funded government health care will put my hot ex-model wife back together again. I hope this accident doesn't make her shorter and fatter. That would suck.

Jan 1 - New Year's Day. They threw firecrackers at my nutsac today. Festive, but painful. END TORTURE ALWAYS!

Feb 5 - Apparently Ross Perot is footing the bill for my hot ex-model wife Carol's medical bills. God it's nice to have really, really rich friends. I'm just like Average Joe America, ain't I? Carol's on Surgery #16 this week and one of the richest men in America is paying for it all out of his own pocket. Still...I hope she's still hot. And tall. Hmm...

April 1 - Ha-ha-ha! Joke's on me, I guess. Loc Pham said there’d be roast beef and apple pie behind the little fingernail-pulling shed. But nope! Just a pair of laughing VC and a couple AK-butts to the nuts. I swear to God I will NEVER endorse torture of any kind, ever. Period.

April 18 - Hope Carol’s still hot. She’s on Surgery #18 now, that’s a shitload of digging around in her.

May 20 - Ross just paid for Surgery #20 and she still has 3 more to go. Thank god for mega-rich friends. Of course if he didn’t pay for it there’d still be my excellent U.S. Government healthcare. I can’t imagine how expensive 20 surgeries and 5 months in the hospital would be if we didn’t have rich friends and U.S. Government healthcare. Maybe Ross will pay for a nutsac transplant when I get back. Twenty surgeries! God I hope she’s still hot.

June 6 - Carol finally went home today. Twenty-three operations in all and now months and months of physical therapy. So we’ll have that in common, I guess. Broken bodies, broken spirits, long sessions of physical therapy. That’ll bring us together as a couple, that’s a priceless, sacred bond. Unless she’s short and fat now. Christ I hope she’s not short and fat now. I will so cheat on that bitch if she’s short and fat now. Because of that horrible accident. And the 23 operations.

June 12 - Pictures arrived today. Carol’s lost four inches of height. Which she apparently found again in width. Four inches shorter! That’s just what I need, to spend five years in a POW camp and come home to a short, fat wife! What, Ross couldn’t afford to send her to Fat Camp during her PT? Doesn’t learning to walk again burn calories? What’s the use of having a grotesquely wealthy friend pay all your medical bills if all you get when he’s done is a short, fat wife?! That’s it, I’m cheating on her. Big time. When I get home, I’m cheating on her. First hot rich robot-looking blond I can find.

June 18 - Man, I can’t lose! Even if I get caught cheating, even if I leave Carol because she’s too short and fat and banged-up, all I have to do is say “Five years in a POW camp, bitches!” and all is forgiven! Mental stress. AK to the nuts. All that excuses infidelity, right? And you know what? Screw Ross Perot’s “investment,” I didn’t ask him to pay for 23 operations and months of PT, I’ve got U.S. Government healthcare, I didn’t need his money! I’m cheating and no one can say shit about it because I’m a hero. Got shot down and everything.

June 20 - Christ my wife is short and fat.

I love you, Elvis. Marry me. Marry me right now.

I do, I DO!!! Just let me divorce my short fat wife first.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHA. HAHA. *Ahem*

LOL! Hey! I resemble that remark! :>P

Elvis...that is the funniest thing Ive read in a long time! Priceless...

can i come to the wedding?!?!

Okay, Elvis - best fucking response EVER!!!!!!!

Can I marry after you divorce wives #1 and #2?

The wind must really be blowing the Democrats way if even yellowbelly Colmes dares stand up for "his side".

If he cheats on his wife, how do you expect him to be an honest president? He has also lied to his present wife about his age. How can we trust him?

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