Hey, at least you didn't see an albino snake named Fred who was living in your house but bit you anyway, and the poison was slowly turning you into a phoenix so you go see a shaman who gives you a potion that keeps the feathers from sprouting out of your arms.

And on that note, this looks worse than I could have possible imagined:
http://www.plnewsforum.com/index.php/forums/viewthread/37728/
and you'll notice, David Sucker's praise of "The master of movie satire" comes from...David Sucker. What a tool.

I once had a dream that I had to provide food for a bunch of people trapped inside a furniture store. I bought a king sized bag of skittles. Just... just saying...

If I'd had that dream it would have included my frantic race to get it on the blog before anyone else.

Scary stuff.

I am still dreaming of Clark--Bob, you are so right on this--I just have a pit in my stomach that it will not be Clark...I do hope I am wrong.

Okay this is weird but I had the *exact same dream* last night. One of our mutual readers pointed me to your blog after noticing that you had the same dream...

http://www.thedailybackground.com/2008/08/15/i-had-a-dream-last-night/

Well, if you're correct about Sebelius and if either of you dream the winning powerball numbers, I'd appreciate a heads-up...