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August 14, 2008
John McCain Farts In Old Ladies' Faces
Posted By JumpyPants
That's right. John McCain farts in old ladies' faces. He waits until they're sitting down, then he sidles up to them, first smiling and pretending to be interested in chatting. Then, once he's worked up a load of gas in his bowels, turns quickly and farts in their face!
I don't have actual "evidence" of this, but the FACT is that John McCain is NOT DENYING that he is an old-lady-face-farter.
[The above is an example of the Jerome R. Corsi PhD (PhD!!!) style of writing/lying.]
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Posted By JumpyPants | August 14, 2008 7:10 PM
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I've seen the melted make-up on the old women's faces BOB!!! I have!!! And that PROVES that McFarty emptied his gaseous weapon upon the unsuspecting elderly!!
Can I haz buk deel now?
Posted by: Paddy ![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://www.bobcesca.com/nav-commenters.gif)
at August 14, 2008 7:25 PM
In all seriousness, this reminds me of the allegations that McCain had "fathered a black baby" back in 2000. It wasn't true then, and it was a shitty thing to do.
Now that it's 2008, evidently it's OK for McCain or his surrogates to use similar tactics against Obama. "Well, he doesn't put his country first like McCain." "He'd rather lose a war to win an election."
It's sad to see how a man I once considered honorable had fallen. I had high hopes that this would be an issues based campaign. Obviously, that's just not going to happen.
Posted by: John Hummel at August 14, 2008 7:29 PM
Nice style Bob. I read the transcripts of the Larry King show (my hearing is shot) and this old lady farter - well, I don't know what to do so I'm not going to vote for him - he would blow my mom's face off and it would be my fault.
Posted by: FrictionSoul at August 14, 2008 7:32 PM
Well, Monsieur McCain, I fart in your general direction!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5WuHhVRZcY
Posted by: PackyJ at August 14, 2008 7:36 PM
So, knowing what we know now, scence he's called his wife the "C" word, we must asume, he's farted BIG TIME in her face!
Posted by: CMLA at August 14, 2008 9:02 PM
This is awesome research! Can I footnote you?
Posted by: Farmisht Phoenix at August 14, 2008 10:44 PM
