John McCain

Vice Presidential Crazy

Martin Van Buren's vice president, Richard Johnson (real name), was insane.

While in office, he proposed an expedition to the North Pole so Americans could drill to the center of the Earth, believing the planet was hollow (his resolution was defeated).

Governor Palin, meanwhile, wants creationism to be taught in schools -- including that whole 'The Earth is only 6,000 years old' thing.