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September 4, 2008

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Cindy McCain's banana outfit cost more than your house.

Actual retail price: $300,000.

And after her speech, she had it blended into daiquiri.

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Filed under: Election 2008 || John McCain

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Posted By Bob Cesca | September 4, 2008 3:10 PM

Comments

*snicker*

Posted by: lovetheblue [TypeKey Profile Page] at September 4, 2008 3:40 PM

Appealing to the base, no doubt!

The haves and have mores!

Posted by: kansasdem [TypeKey Profile Page] at September 4, 2008 4:08 PM

Did she pay $300,000 or did get paid $300,000 to wear that monstrosity?

Posted by: PixieThis [TypeKey Profile Page] at September 4, 2008 4:23 PM

$300,000 and she looks like a Velvet Underground album jacket. Rich people sure are crazy.

Posted by: jeanette [TypeKey Profile Page] at September 4, 2008 4:40 PM

Lipstick on a pig.

All that money spent and she still looked awful.

Posted by: Nanotyrannus [TypeKey Profile Page] at September 4, 2008 4:46 PM

Hey, gold thread is expensive.

Posted by: Andhakari [TypeKey Profile Page] at September 4, 2008 6:47 PM

In fairness to Cindy, it's only her *earrings* that are more expensive than your house.

How do you think the banana would look in a field of lime jello with a large, asymmetric dollop of cottage cheese?

Posted by: StuporMundi [TypeKey Profile Page] at September 4, 2008 7:45 PM

She over paid by $299,995.

Posted by: dc_wilson [TypeKey Profile Page] at September 4, 2008 10:02 PM

But where's her flag pin? Didn't fit in with the color scheme?

Posted by: tikihoodoo [TypeKey Profile Page] at September 5, 2008 12:05 AM

nothing elitist about that outfit.

Posted by: animalhamilton [TypeKey Profile Page] at September 5, 2008 9:02 AM

I love the metaphor of the banana. That is funny as hell. Brilliant! I would seriously guess that Cindy has more money tied up in dresses, shoes, jewelery and accessories than Sarah Palin's Bridge-to-Nowhere.... which was, $265 million I believe. Why not? Much more fun than a boring portfolio of stock, bonds and paper investments. A vault full of fashions, gold and diamonds. Like an Egyptian tomb. In fact, after The Rapture, in 5,000 years, future archeologists will enter her Arizona mansion and "discover" this crap and put it in a museum.

Remember this fact. The top 5% in America own, have and enjoy 95% of this countries wealth. Trickle-down means that maybe one of those diamonds will fall off her ear and bounce into my backpack.

Posted by: dynapro [TypeKey Profile Page] at September 5, 2008 7:50 PM