Rudy Giuliani

Dracoooolah

2007-09-11-bram_stokers_rudy.jpgHe's back:

Prominent McCain surrogate Rudy Giuliani today urged the media to look into Barack Obama's past drug use -- even though he explicitly said last November that it shouldn't be an issue and even said he respected Obama's candor for having written about it.

Great! Maybe we can get Rudy's good buddy Bernard Kerik to look into it -- you remember Bernie, right Rudy? You recommended him to be Secretary of Homeland Security, and he later withdrew himself in a storm of scandals, then went on to be indicted for conspiracy, tax fraud and making false statements.

While we're at it, maybe we can look into that other Republican who married his cousin, then divorced her, then went on to remarry and divorce several times in and amongst chronic extramarital infidelity. That'd be you, Mr. Clean. Rudy.

Remind me, Rudy, why were you running around in the streets on 9/11? Oh that's right. Because you put your command and control center inside the WTC after it had already been attacked once. Smart!