What did Candy do to you Jump? What did she say to make you not like her? Please do tell.

Oh, I'm so glad you said that - me, too! I thought I was hating her all by myself ;-)

Poleezz, Candy presents herself as "unbiased" and "in the middle", but she always bends over backwards to help the GOP, and NEVER does the same for our side. Plus her voice is just nails on the chalkboard for me.

Plus, Jumpy, be honest: You wouldn't fuck Candy Crowley with John McCain's dick.

Also, true story: Mrs. Dingeldein, not 10 minutes ago, was complaining about Howard Fineman's hair during a KO interview. "It's two tones, he should dye it all one color!" she cried, concern-trolling for poor Fineman's hair. "They'd never let a woman on TV looking like that!"

I was as the wet bar, pouring myself another stiff Maker's Mark, and said simply while cradling my highball glass with Dean Martinesque panache, "Ever see Candy Crowley?"

Game. Set. Match.

Eatin' bon bons, readin' talking points, douchin' with kool-aid...that's Candy!

John King is also horrible. And don't get me started on Catellanos. Gergen, Toobin are honest. Campbell Brown and Gloria Borger are okay.

Love the Maker's Mark post, Elvis.

Then we shall enjoy a stiff round of the glorious amber libation the next time I am in PA, Mr. The Pants That Are Strangely Jumpy, huzzah!

You're buying.

Oh ok I thought it might be that she was fat, ugly, unfuckable, and smelly. I can see it's far more serious than that.

Candy Crowley looks like she ate John King & farted John McCain.

During the first W campaign, he flirted with her so much that she was peeing her pants every day. It was embarrassing because you know GWB can be cruel behind someone's back and was probably mocking her to Rove and Fleicsher and Bartett. Well that gave her a kind of confidence that she was a good reporter and you can see how she leans (sort of like a cow tipping) repub every time because she's such a pushover. She needs to be fired by CNN so they can haul her behind onto a Fox bus where she'll take up two seats and stink up the place.
Oh, now there i've been unkind again.

Amen brother!

Amen brother!

How about Gloria Borger; her, too

I've always been more interested in the idea of Candy Crowley than in the person herself. There's something heartening about seeing a woman who isn't an anoretic bottle-blonde being featured on network news. Lately, however, I've been wondering if Sarah Palin looked more like Candy Crowley, would she still be the wonderful phenomenal savior of America that her supporters claim her to be?

I too have the hate for Candy. Although I enjoy singing her name to the tune of that Ozzy song "Mr. Crowley".

Alex Costellanos--with his hair and moustache, I always expect him to throw down with a big "YES!" like the ubiquitous salesman in The Simpsons.

Campbell--oh I do find her tasty. Yes I certainly do.