Elections

It’s Over for McCain

Posted by JumpyPants

McCain is done. Not only has he lost the current presidential election, he has lost his reputation and with it, his prospects at committee posts in the Senate, his worth to the Republican Party, and his value in a re-election for his current Senate seat. We are watching the writhing and twisting of a wretched beast brought low by his own bestiality, his own animalistic desire to win at any cost, and purely to feed the raging fire of his titanic ego which he has, woefully for him, confused with his true self worth.

We can certainly be happy that he will no longer inflict his Janus-like faux-maverick mask upon the gulled in the media who, not too long ago, loved having him sit on their couches and genuflect lightly in his erroneously sainted direction.

We can also rejoice that he has, in setting the match to the conflagration of his own career, also taken down with him a once future light of the GOP, that being Mrs. Palin, idiot beauty queen and witch-hunter who so misunderstands the teachings of her alleged mentor Christ that it would not be wrong to say she is, in fact, an agent of the very devilish functions she alleges to wish to destroy. The fact that McCain is managing to ensure her own career destruction and her return to the secessionist life her husband was carving out with his snowmobile is a blessing on top of a blessing.

In thirty days, we will all enjoy waving these two wretched creatures into the sunset.

Until then, GOTV, sign up for phone banking, vote early if you can, and let's make sure Obama and Biden win by such a stunning majority that Diebold holds its misprogrammed mechanical head in shame.