Unserious and silly, exactly right.

Let's hope that the rest of America grasps that, Bob.

Ultimate Bridge to Nowhere! BURN!

Let's hope that the rest of America grasps that, Bob.

"The ultimate road to nowhere"
Instant classic!

i dont get why shes whispering like when you dont want your granny to hear everything you say at the dinner table

Joe just fucking nailed that wrap-up with the Bridge to Nowhere. That was masterful.

Shes doing better than I thought..but certainly not Presidential.

She had to take on the oil companies? Didn't she talk about working WITH the oil companies during her governor debate? Her husband works for BP.

Bless their fucking hearts???? HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

"Bless their hearts" - she can't use that! That's a Nawth Kacalaky thing!!

What in the living fuck is she talking about?

Delusional much? If it weren't for Sarah Palin where would Alaska be now?

Is this thing on? [Tap-tap?]

Talking Points...nothing but Talking Points..

Shes been at this what? 5 weeks?

Straight from her face.

SNAP SNAP drink drink

No promises that wont be kept? Didn't McCain call for a spending freeze?

She said "I've been at this what? 5 weeks?"

Hook Line Sinker

From time to time Joe is stunned by her stupidity.

Corruption and Greed - Reform - Rearing that Head!

This isn't going to move the dial much - but Biden needs to sink one that proves she knows nothing.

QT

Welcome Packster

she IS the queen of the nonanswer answer lol

No promises that wont be kept? Didn't McCain call for a spending freeze?

From time to time Joe is stunned by her stupidity.

She just said "there is a mess on mainstreet effecting wallstreet"

"Main Streeters." She's a fucking gimp.

Ohplease, ohplease, ohplease. Just kill me now.

In the modern measure of rhetoric where style beats substance, so far, she's AT LEAST tying Biden. He needs to unleash at least one hound. She is not holding back with her condescending snark so he should not hold back a touch of his superior knowledge, experience and debate skills.

From time to time Joe is stunned by her stupidity.

Drill Baby Drill?!?!??!

Palin is too flirty. She flirts with the camera/audience.

Lets go back to Energy again for a 5th time everybody.

That is not so, but I'm not going to explain why, I'll just change the subject, doncha know.

Drill here! Drill now! Newt here!

Why is she going back to energy? Aren't we talking about homeowners? She must have memorized the script in order and moving the topic is fucking her up.

She's just changing the damn subject? WTF?

WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE DOING? SHE'S TALKING ABOUT ENERGY AGAIN! THE QUESTION WAS ABOUT BANKRUPTCY YOU STUPID FUCKING BITCH! THIS ISN'T THE ENERGY-ONLY DEBATE! WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE TALKING ABOUT?!

She makes me want to slam my head against the wall and her voice makes my dog howl.

Can't answer! Drill, baby, drill!

What the hell just happened there? Homeowners to energy?!

HA she's got an hour to go! Odds on a panic attack?

Runonsentencefromhellgo

I think governor might be a drinking word too. Jeez....we know you are the fucking governor of Alaska!!!!

Man,
She's good!

I've met some bull-shitters in my time, but this woman here???

She's gotta be at the top of the list...

we didnt give them......tax.....breaks.pshh dumb shes just a dumbass

Runonsentencefromhellgo

Climate change causes man's activities. How interesting...

Yeah, did you catch that, Redmond? Bankruptcy to energy. Drill baby drill!

Was the church lady just rambling????

Its like her head is so chocked full of information that its all spewing out in one huge stream of (insert noun of your choice).

Sweet...Biden just called her out on not addressing the causes of climate change.

"dollar" still a good drinkin' word

Was the church lady just rambling????

Drill baby drill... zomg gimme the oil!

pshh dumb. shes just a dumbass.

O'Biden HA!

I'm glad it doesn't matter what (OR WHO - humans) is responsible for global warming...DRILL BABY DRILL!

Correcting the "Drill, baby! Drill!" chant. Nice, you stupid idiot.

LOOK AT THE CAMERA, JOE! LOOK AT THE CAMERA, JOE! LOOK AT THE CAMERA, JOE! LOOK AT THE CAMERA, JOE! LOOK AT THE CAMERA, JOE! LOOK AT THE CAMERA, JOE! LOOK AT THE CAMERA, JOE! LOOK AT THE CAMERA, JOE!

New-cu-lar HA drink

shit, cminri...that would be my noun of choice. Massive quantities of bullshit.

Waiting for the last few minutes when Palin just keeps saying "John McCain John McCain John McCain" like some horrible parody of John Malkovich's nightmare after he entered the portal in his own head in Being John Malkovich.

Was the church lady just rambling????

Elvis, he IS! It's just hard to tell.

I think they are drinking words, Jane.....she opens her mouth and I have to drink....

I think she has an earpiece and a transmitter stuck in that hair..

I'll tolerate, just don't ask for a weddin'.

Choosing? Choosing? Tolerant? Head spinning. Fire from ears. Losing shit. Takes too long to post here tonight to truly express the spinning, exploding brain!

One of the cats she debated up in Alaska called her the 'queen of the non answer'..

She's showing off her 'non answer' skills!

There's no way Joe Biden hasn't had an eye lift. It's sort of creepy.

I'm tolerant! I have a gay friend! I have a gay friend!

"I'm tolerant"....but I still want to hit them over the head and drag them to my church where they can 'pray the gay' out of them.

Straight Up America! Straight up!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Oh damn Palin just lost the hardcore conservatives by saying there would be no limits to gays under a mccain campaign.

She'll be tolerant of people's choice to be gay! How very tolerant of her! Maybe she can try to pray that no one ever CHOOSES to be gay again!
And she's fucking nuts - has anyone mentioned that?

She is glazed over like a big rubber ham. I can't take much more.

in Iraq and such as and implemented by a great American General Petraeus and such as

Oy! SURGE!!!! What's the EXIT startegy? That was the question, fuckwad!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Big rubber ham.

I think she has "early withdrawl" confused with birth control.

"She is glazed over like a big rubber ham."

Too fucking funny Poleezz. I knew her hair reminded me of something....I just couldn't quite place it.

SNAP SNAP SNAP drink up yall

She's checking her 3x5 cards...

Thank you, Joe, for pointing out that Iraq supports Obama's plan. Thank you for pointing out the LIE about the troop funding.

Unfortunately, FactCheck will have a few notes for Joe's words tonight too, though, folks.

laaaaaaaame white flag bullshit

OMG a WHITE FLAG OF SURRENDER. you whore.

Didn't the surge officialy end around June? Apparently its still in action.

Jesus Fucking Christ! I'm gonna take that white flag of surrender and shove it up her ass!

A white flag??? I want to bitch slap her, right now!!!!

White flag of surrentder! Goddamnit Joe eat her face. EAT IT NOW!

Oh shit I had to run over here when I heard "O'Biden". The poor dog on my lap went flying. Took me 10 minutes to find the end of the thread--damn! it's no fun Over There watching with the dogs. I love my dogs but Damn, I missed a Monty Python moment from our fearless leader. I neeeeedaaaalaaaaptoooop. Or back surgery.

Couldn't she find a bigger flag pin?

What the fuck is wrong with this site??? Hell I'm the one rambling!!!!!

STOP SPOILING IT FOR ME, I'M 3 MINUTES BEHIND ON A TIVO BUFFER!

JINX drink up everybody

I tend to start tuning her out...am i the only one?

Biden missed a point!

He should have pointed out the need for 20,000 more troops in Afghanistan!

She's thinks there's a damn EXIT plan!

Good, joe! Pointing out that McCain also voted against funding the troops because the bill had a timeline!! About time - she said it 3 times before he corrected her...and no time for Sarah Lou to refute it!

Elvis, Joe's head just exploded from the pitch of her voice. Spoiler alert.

Oh JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! You are making me wet!!!

Mcat she makes my eyes glaze over. It really is hard to hear past the sound of her voice.

As well he should, Biden is extremely strong with this foreign policy section, and she just said Nu-cu-lar. Again.

Total doof!

I guess they just couldnt teach her the right way to pronouce NUCLEAR!

Joe did fucking awesome on Pakistan.

Holy cow! I have never before heard someone sound so stupid, yet still be so "darn" condescending! It's quite an amazing talent.

Elvis, Joe just jumped across the stage and started choking Palin. I'd usually consider that a gaffe, but if everyone watching is feeling the same way, is it a gaffe?

She lies so easily...thats frightening.

Again with the preconditions. They never define what preconditions are. I hope like hell Joe is about to tell her that Ahmadinijhad (sp) is not the actual LEADER of Iran!

Nucular! Goddammit Goddammit Goddammit Goddammit Goddammit Goddammit Goddammit Goddammit Goddammit Goddammit Goddammit!

We can't have another pres who says that.

Nu-cu-lar = I don't know shit about science.

No meetings? Oh wait yesss we should have relations!

They hate us for our freedom!

Newkular. I am totally getting loaded with this drinking game.

Did she just compare Petreus and some al Qaeda? What the fuck is she talking about?

She. doesn't. make. any. points.

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Women's rights????? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! I'm killing myself now!!!!

Palin is on the attack. She's addressed Biden more than he's addressed her. I wonder if the dramatic moment is her hurdling the podiums, grabbing his neck, and throwing him at a defenseless Gwen Ifill.

OMGGGGG I want to tear my hair out. These evil doers hate us for our women's rights?! WHAT RIGHTS DO YOU BELIEVE IN SARAH, I thought you didn't CARE about women's rights??!??

I wanna have someboby back me up there!

She's crying about women's rights in the Middle East. How about women's rights in Alaska when it comes to rape victims you bitch?

THANK YOU JOE! Finally...somebody saying the Ahmadinejad doesn't rule Iran.....that shit has been irritating the fuck out of me.

Ohhh...nice...now he's hitting on Spain....SNAP! DRINK!

who hay Tamerica!

SPAIN!
Whatta body blow!

WHAT THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW ABOUT WOMEN'S RIGHTS, YOU STUPID COW?!? CHARGE ANY ALASKAN WOMEN FOR THEIR RAPE KITS TODAY, YOU DOUCHE?!?

This small town mayor from Alaska is preaching to Joe Biden on diplomacy? My head hurts.

"I-RAN I-RACK I-RAN" I-HURT

Noookular. Ears. Bleed.

The Queen of Tolerance--just loves gays but doesn't want to give them any rights based on their CHOICES--Jay-sus. Tough love.

"Still in his weenie days"? I must have heard that wrong.

SPAIN!
Whatta body blow,Joe!

Quick body check here. She still hasn't done anything to be considered a loss. Biden is doing well as a surrogate, but he has not dominated this debate. We're over half done and she hasn't fucked it up yet. That means she wins with BBQ MSM. Keep that in mind.

Is she secretly canadian??

She says "also" a lot.

Well, no worries here!

Why do they hate us? (altogether now) "They hate us for our FREEDOMS!"

Is she secretly canadian??

Freedom on the march! FUCK YOU! AHAHAHAHAH!!!!

Govbot Palin2K8: /runtalkingpoint/ youbetchatwostatesolutionisraelnukewlermccainpalinadministration/endtalkingpoint/

Biden wants to rip her ham-hair off her head.

'We both love Israel.' That just came out of her mouth.

Give her a job at fox "news"!

By the way, if Gwen hadn't given her a lead-in on this Isreal question "Do you support a two-state solution?" She would have been totally lost.

Ding! Just heard Maverick again!

wtf is she talking about im not even sure anymore?

What kinda ship???

What is she talking about? What happened to Israel? Maverick? Changes? I have no clue what the hell she is spewing....

LOOK AT MY BOY JOE BIDEN! KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK HE'S TALKING ABOUT. HE'S GOT EVERYTHING OFF THE TOP OF HIS HEAD! EVERYBODY WATCH PALIN CHECK HER NOTES!!

"Let's not blame George Bush for anything, but by golly we're going to clean things up around here! Change is coming!" GAAAH! Just kill me!

"Past is Prologue"....love that..

I just hope Biden's head doesn't explode!

Mine would!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

She's encouraged to know that both she & Joe like Israel.
Kid just stated that Joe's inhaled loudly & deeply at least twice. If he does it again, it's going to be what Tweety et al are talking about after the debate. Reference The Sigh of Al Gore.

Past is prologue! AWESOME!

Go Joe Go!!!

Why give a public sector job to someone who is such a big fan of the private sector?

I know I'm biased because Palin makes my skin crawl, but I gotta give it to Joe on content, camel54. Even if the MSM calls it for Palin because she spoke Engilsh (sorta), the polls later in the week will show most of the rest of us don't buy it...

What the hell did she just say about nukes ?

I think she wants to make love to me. She's looking right at me. I swear, she's looking right at me!

GovbotPalin2K8: /runtalkingpoint/johnmccainmavrick/endtalkingpoint

Biden just gave her a glorious spanking on Israel and no difference between McCain/Bush....it's about fucking time.

GODDAMNIT I'M GOING INSANE, IT'S THE 7TH...MAKE THAT 8TH TIME SHE HAS PRONOUNCED IT NOOKULAR

@ Carl - GMTA!

I will say though, compared to the interviews, those boys that took her down to Sedona schooled purdy hard, she's doing a bit better than I thought she would.

(although, the 'darns', and the 'lookin to the future' & Hockey Mom's & MAVERICK'S babble babble babble talking point this talking point that is really starting to drive me nuts)

Chris-the breathing WILL have been noticed. Especially that one. Holy crap.

I have such a fucking hard-on for Joe Biden right now.

No prepared answer on nukes apparently!!

"Can we talk about something else real quick so I can give this really great talking point I learned!" "Also."

Okay..almost an hour into it... how do you think this is going?

My God she's like a talking doll on speed. How does she do that? Talking subject, on subject, VEEEEEER off MAY I TALK ABOUT THAT and she's off.

I'll have to read the transcript later.

I cannot stand to hear her nails-on-chalkboard voice. Is she constipated? Less moose, more fiber perhaps?

Biden kicking major ass on foreign policy.

All she does is look at her notes. Asshat!

I will say though, compared to the interviews, those boys that took her down to Sedona schooled purdy hard, she's doing a bit better than I thought she would.

(although, the 'darns', and the 'lookin to the future' & Hockey Mom's & MAVERICK'S babble babble babble is about to drive me nuts)

Did Joe just sigh?

"Facts matter."

Biden is proving to be attack dog Barack needs, attacking John McCain's contradictory policies.

January 21st, New Consitutional Amendment: Anyone that pronounces nuclear "NOOK-U-LAR" will no longer be allowed to run for political office.

The BBQMSM is totally going to call this for her, despite Joe's most excellent performance. They're going to love her bullshit, disrespectful, sort-of-zinger answers. No substance, no problem.

Oh yah that "ALSO" thing is starting to make me fucking INSANE!!!! Doll on speed!! HAHAHAHAHAHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHA! Right ON!!

We are winning in Afghanistan!

You can tell she only wants to talk about what she's been prepped on, why else would she want to keep going back to old topics

So far - not a disaster my any means, but Joe is winning on points.

Palin's favorite phrase: "and also"

We're building schools in Afghanistan. Aren't we special?!

And now she's contradicting Joe on what the commanding general said.... And when he sets her straight she looks at her notes and has a huge shit-eating grin on her face. What's up with that? Figured out what zinger she's gonna use?

Skiba I think I heard the same thing. It worried me because it will be talked about ad nauseam tomorrow.

Uh-oh, "Bosniaks"...relax Joe...

I think Biden started out slow, but he's really starting to get in the rhythm now. He's attacking McCain left and right, yet leaving Palin herself alone.

What a fucking idiot

"omg im such a washing outsider im not used to this"

Wow what a fucking stupid bitch

"We're cravin it"!

"I watched those debates" (this week at camp).

Palin's favorite phrase: "and also"

Aw, I'm so cute and stupid when it comes to your strange Washington ways... Yuck.

Did she just talk about the Bridge to Nowhere? I could have sworn I heard her talk about politicians who are originally are for something, but change their minds.

How many syllables can you make out of the word divestment? I think it was five. With curlycues.

I can't understand what she's saying.

Did he just say "Bosniacs"? Wasn't Bosniac a Superman villain?

Oh shucks, I'm such an outsider and darn-tooten I don't understand why you voted for something and then changed yr mind---zip zip zooo!

OK, I'm ready to shoot myself, but I can't remember the combination to my gun safe!

"Gee golly willikers, I'm jest an outsider..." Jesus Christ on a bike I need to drink a hell of a lot more to be able to stand listening to her for another goddamn second!

I beg to disagree with you? WTF?

Palin'sfavorite phrase: "and also"

McCranky knows what Evil is...

lol

How does he know how to win a war??!??!

Crashed 5 fucking planes you fucking bride of Chucky!!!

What war has McCain won?

You can really tell when she launches into one of her pre-prepped script areas. Her whole speech patterns change.

Do you suppose she maybe has a twin? This isn't the same person that we saw with Couric all week.

If Biden were this smug with her, OMG. But it's gonna be spun as "feisty".

What war has McCain won?

I can't believe she's calling him a liar because she doesn't have a rebuttal. What a dipshit.

How many wars has John McCain actually won?

shes clearly lying and really uninformed, i won't call her stupid but shes pushing it!

"dollars dollars dollars" drink drink DRINK

Stupid is as stupid does...

Excellent question, skiba.

her voice makes me wish my dad hadnt put a lock on my shotgun so i could shoot myself in the mouth!!

OMG - a team of fucking mavericks!

"What do you expect? We're a team of Mavericks!" I'm gonna lose my dinner.

Team of Mavericks so of course we dont agree on everything

Good answer... dipshit

psst Kansas: if you remember the combination, hand it to me when done. I'm the only person in this half of the state without one.

Holy shit, she just added Obama into the "heaven forbid" category. Don't even go there, lady.

"Bringing Wasilla to Washington, D.C." What, like the meth labs?

Oh, nice work, Joe-- referring to election of 1932! Bush has us on the edge of the next Great Depression.

"Team of mavericks" Drink!!!

Crashed 5 fucking planes you fucking bride of Chucky!!!

uh oh,
Trouble!
She didn't fuck it up yet, folks!
AND, Joe doesn't seem sharp...

Hi! New guy here and maybe the only Army guy I don't know. I'll point out a bit late that she actually didn't know the actual name of the General involved, Mckiernan and not Mclellan.

And I want to punch myself in the balls when I hear her speak. What a bag of hammers

I really liked Joe's reference to the election of 1932, as Bush has us on the edge of the next Great Depression.

There you go again? Plagiarism!

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!!

There is no way on earth she can come off as serious to anyone that is not, by definiation of law, retarded.

Hi! New guy here and maybe the only Army guy I don't know. I'll point out a bit late that she actually didn't know the actual name of the General involved, Mckiernan and not Mclellan.

And I want to punch myself in the balls when I hear her speak. What a bag of hammers

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.... she's giving me such a headache!! I wish Joe could bite her back...

Please God let this be over soon. LOL

Could she be LESS presidential?!?!?

Well, anyone that says Biden didn't win this is a douche-bag!

Say it ain't so Joe!

Holyshit.

Mercy.

I can't wait until she pours out some liquor for her dead homies.

GO JOE GO!!

(Ok, we're getting some major Tina Fey fodder right now...)

"Doggone it." Is she for real? Do people really talk like this?

I'll come over and punch you in the balls, Jackalope. Save you the trouble.

A shout out to third graders? Seriously?
And her kids are public school "participants"? WTF does that mean??

She just gave a FUCKING SHOUT OUT to 3rd graders...

shes clearly lying and really uninformed, i won't call her stupid but shes pushing it!

Hey Jackalope. My balls fell off during the Couric era.

Box 'o rocks, that one.

New thread! Oh you betcha!

Holy shit balls!!! Also and also and also and also and also!!! And now John McCain has tapped her??? WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATT!!!!!!!!!!

TAPPED HER???? I SWEAR TA GOD!!!!

OK. I'm gonna say it. She's a cunt. And she just lost the cutesiness with the self depricating "lame" joke and accusing the others of being lame as well. Nobody got it? We got it alright, Mooselini.

yeah her not knowing what the veep does was a "joke" umm ah huh... yeah right.

There is no way that anyone, who is not by definition of law retarded, could take her seriously in this debate.

Why is everyone lunging at my balls? :)

Welcome to the loony bin, Jackalope. I find that drinking heavily helps.

How do you guys think Gwen Ifill is doing?

Holy shit balls!!! Also and also and also and also and also!!! And now John McCain has tapped her??? WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATT!!!!!!!!!!

TAPPED HER???? I SWEAR TA GOD!!!!

god bless ... third graders ... our founding fathers?

can you name a few?

Why is everyone lunging at my balls? :)

oops....no notes to respond on that one!!

default to "as a mayor, as a governor, as a blah"

GO JOE GO!!

(Ok, we're getting some major Tina Fey fodder right now...)

She completely BS'd that answer about whether VP belong in the Executive Branch.

private schools....priiiiivaaaaate schooooooolsssss...

Wait, did she just say that John McCain has already tapped her? Mmmmm, nice!

GO JOE GO!!!! Awesome on Cheney.

ZING on CHENEY!

oops....no notes to respond on that one!!

default to "as a mayor, as a governor, as a blah"

god bless ... third graders ... our founding fathers?

can you name a few?

she likes that big word "worldview"

He did indeed kick major ass on Cheney.

god bless ... third graders ... our founding fathers?

can you name a few, beeyotch?

she likes that big word "worldview"

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS DISCONNECTED.....

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS DISCONNECTED.....

Hes the consumate maverick taking shots left and right!!! YEEEEEHAWWW BBQ!

OK, so tomorrow she's gonna hit all the chat shows and be open for full spectrum Q&A, right?

The good news about tonight is that it will provide stark contrast for her inept communication skills starting tomorrow morning and continuing for the next 4 weeks.

JOHN MCCAIN IS THE MAN WE HAVE TO LEAVE NOT LEAD--YOU GOT THAT RIGHT SISTER!!

OK, so tomorrow she's gonna hit all the chat shows and be open for full spectrum Q&A, right?

The good news about tonight is that it will provide stark contrast for her inept communication skills starting tomorrow morning and continuing for the next 4 weeks.

Incredible pivot... Joe was just talking about the accident that killed his wife and kids... and we immediately transit into Palin continuing to smile like an idiot while she talks about her upbeat style

ZING on CHENEY!

Biden attacking the maverick term. He's in the zone now.

GovbotPalin2K8: /runtalkingpoint4/maverickinthesenate/endtalkingpoint4/

"...He is the man that we need to leave"...glitch in the Govbot

MAJOR KICKASS on the FAKE maverick.

About Gwen... it seems to me maybe she can't follow Palin too well either. At times she seems like - whatever. My central nervous system has been adversely affected by her voice/words/syntax. It would be a lot of pressure if you felt it was necessary to understand what she is talking about.

I get the feel, sparsely, that Ifill tossed the ball at particular moments.

Oooh. Good one Biden...and what do you say to that, Governor?

NEW question! We'll start with you, Governor Palin.

Now...when one side is competent, and the other is a yammering fuckwit, it's tough to make the game look fair.

Ifill played the NO WIN about as well as it could be played.

http://cousinavi.wordpress.com/2008/10/03/no-whargarbl-only-death/

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