$3200?! Wow! Well done!

smirk. drool. tongue dart. smile maniacally. roll eyes. stare blankly. scribble nonsensical notes. smile at imaginary friend in audience. tongue dart again. smirk. snort. draw heart and arrows and "I love Joe" on notepad. point fingers in anger. smirk. wish it was bedtime already.

Did I miss anything?

Is the Trajan font used on the McCain/Palin posters? Methinks yes!

CLASSIC moment on KO: Keith reads the CNN poll results, where McLowscore comes in BELOW THE TIE LINE (24% tie, 22% McFucked won), and Rachel Maddow purses her lips in an OOOOOOOO! gesture, like she just witnessed a man take a baseball bat to the ghoulies. Classic.

Actually prolly just Times New Roman. Zzzzz.

Ah, The Bug from Men In Black...hulking, smelly and stupid.

McCain wants to hurry up and win so he and Cindy can return to their luxurious privacy, away from the unwashed masses, and leave the country in the hands of lobbyists and flunkies.

"let the voters decide"
PBS nerds thought BO was kind to not slime Palin. I see it as a wicked sucker punch to McCain. hmm.
That was awesome. All of it.

cuz you don't vote for vice president...

Bob I love this, but I must say a couple of things. The bug dude here doesn't have those fucking eyebrow things that McCain was sporting tonight. What the hell were those things? Secondly, this guy looks smarter to me and his complection is more appealing.

They just showed Joe the Plumber on KO. Nevermind - I take it back about wondering if he's single. It wouldn't matter even if he is rich. And he's apparently still voting for McCain. So he's an idiot, too.

I wanna see Joe "The Plumber" Biden lay some pipe into that sonofabitch.

Joe the Plumber can suck it just like McCain and Palin.

"raising crazy eyebrows." That's what I forgot.

Jane - I'd pay to see that smackdown!

That wasn't Joe the Plumber - it was actually Joe Sixpack in disguise.

Joe "Sixpack" Plumber is the new Everyman. Or something. Probably 'something.'

That's John McCain & Rush Limbaugh's love child

Jane you said "Pipe"! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Wooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!

Dear Joe the Plumber:

Look, let's face it. Your business is going to suck. Sure, you may get the capital and the loans and the line of credit you need, and maybe you've got half a dozen Mexicans that know how to turn a wrench lined up to work for sub-minimum under-the-table wages to crew your little plumbing outfit, and yeah, Mrs. Joe the Plumber is busting your balls night and day about the new M-series coupe her mani-pedi girlfriend and your occasional mistress Bree St. Houffle-Fouffle just bought, but let's face it: You don't have the smarts to run a business, Joe. Seriously.

I mean look at you. You're bald, you're Angry, you obviously don't understand politics or tax law; you're a mess, Mr. Joe the Plumber! There's no way your little cornpone plumbing business nets a quarter mil, not this year, not next year. Haven't you heard, buddy? Our economy is being flushed down a shitter that was Made In China! No one's going to call a plumber when they've got a floater that won't flush, they'll just unbend a coathanger and stab at the vague beige island coagulating in the bowl, buddy! You and your fleet of under-the-table Mexican pipe-threaders will lose Untold Sums your first year, requiring you to lay off Manuel and Jose and further intensifying your hatred for Brown People, so just give it up, Mr. Joe the Plumber. I implore you. Go back to working for The Man. At least he's got benefits.

You douche.

Elvis Elvis Elvis...there you go again!

I wonder if poor Joe the plumber had any idea that McFuck would use his name over and over and over and over? Maybe Joe would like to swing his pipe at McFuck and piss all over him! HAHAHAHAHA!

Joe's gonna lose about 2/3 of his plumbing business in the morning. No more worries about being forced into a higher tax bracket by that evil black terrorist dude.

Joe Crack Hanging Out: after being asked a question he couldn't answer, said "this isn't national, is it?" Epic fail.