I think you guys might appreciate this (yes, I deliberately hid the url, because it makes me blush. OK? But, click anyway.).

QT

Damn--on to the Biden quote...let's beat that one to death...mmmm BBQ

JG - Theres a lot of different BBQ sauces. They have to serve up the Biden quote with every single flavor.

Awesome, QT- thanks.

Oh, and fuck John McCain.

@ QT - love it
"if we're going to spend an hour and a half watching you pace back and forth like Gary Busey on a meth bender...""...watching you tamp down your Tourette's."

Wonderful stuff!

Don't Panic! I also know the Stormbear! Couldn't wait to tell you, for some silly reason. (It's a small web after all.)

Jane! Killer! Storm and I are in the same wittle bitty wedneck pwace, different parts of the county. Amazing, huh? I literally stumbled upon him (with the little "stumble" bar on my browser) and had one of those head slap moments with the small web thing. Amazing. So now we sing the song?

QT - that was pretty fantastic! I think my favorite part was: "Hell, apparently, is the McCain campaign, cause he fucking hired them." (referring to the robo-call company) But, QT, you're blushing from the url? I can't imagine what you must do while reading the comments on this blog! :)

DP, I knew the Bear back in another life. I'm not caught up on the Town called Dobson yet...oh, THAT song. (slaps head)

Buchannan VS Matthews - Live on PayPerView, only 39.99

If we could Bachmann another congresscritter like what happened to Michele Bachmann (raising her opponent nearly a million bucks)...Robin Hayes? Larry Kissell! Heather Wilson? Martin Heinrich! Who's next??? Dollar democracy here, peeps.

Oh sweet Bill Maher is on hardball.

@ QT - loved loved loved that rant!!!!!!

And I thought I was foul mouthed......... ;-)

@Jane, you know him from a previous world wide or real world thing? I figure you are right about the same age. College maybe? Or internets? I turned my son-in-law onto his strip the moment he moved here from the UK and he's hooked.

Hold hands, sing "Small World" again.

Why can no one pronounce Religulous? He has to 'splain it on every show.

*oh God the Bachmann NOOOO*

DP, we worked on a no-budget indie movie, him doing FX so he wasn't always on set. Then there was for a while a film chat thingy (think open thread). Another life, back in dial-up days...so I guess you could say, both!

Palin's just "pulling it out of Joe the Plumber's crack"--Bill Maher, genius

Hell would be coming back as Chris Matthews' hankie, wiping his spittle...

Dontpanic - I missed that line because I had to take a business call, thanks for posting it. Thats hilarious.

@Jane - To my knowledge I've never met him in person, but when you only know someone's internet name...who knows. So, while we're singing the song, do you also know a guy named Angus MacLachlan? He wrote the film "Junebug". He's an old friend from long before the internet, and lives just south of me and west of you.

Did I just hear someone say Tito the Carpenter? wtf?

No problem, Ashby. I really couldn't help myself.

Junebug doesn't ring a bell, and I'm fairly sure I've never met an Angus...I haven't done any film/commercial stuff in at least ten years now.
But I bet we do know other peeps in common.

McCain "accidently" agreed that some of PA is racist:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/10/21/mccain-accidentally-agree_n_136702.html

"You know, I think you may have noticed that Senator Obama's supporters have been saying some pretty nasty things about Western Pennsylvania lately," McCain told the audience in the town of Moon Township. "And you know, I couldn't agree with them more.""

oops. n00b.

JM- have ya seen Tito yet?? Next up: Phinneas the Dwarf? Crystal the Genital Engineer?

Genital Engineer, Jane? Clearly I need some of what you're drinking.

@Jane he also wrote several others over the years, one called "Mater, Tomater" or something like that, based very loosely on some people we were around while working in the same bookstore decades ago.
http://www.imdb.com/media/rm3096091392/nm0533666

Genital engineer? What channel and what drink?

Olbermann! Go!

McCain/Palin could claim Obama wants to kick small babies, and the BBQ media would pick it up--

I like pie.
Also.

McCain should have fired Davis and Schmidt months ago and chosen Mittens instead of Palin, and then he might have actually had a chance.

Fineman looks rough tonight.

McCain pulling out of Colorado, New Mexico, Iowa, Wisconsin, and New Hampshire. Meanwhile, Obama going into Georgia, South Carolina, and Arizona.

Lovely.

This is a fun way to counter Joe the Plumber. Al the Shoe Salesman...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99HzP6BQm5Y

I'm pretty sure I saw Tater Tomater at Flicker in Chapel Hill back in the 90s...sorta monthly film festival.

On KO - 55% think Palin's not qualified. That is some serious boomeranging (I know...not a word). She needs to move to Australia.

Mmmm...Wolfie's discussing the horrible pick Palin is. He sounds so fucking smart when he says it.

Jane - Genital Engineer? Where do you go to school for that? And can I order up a man with a doctorate in Genital Engineering?

On a lighter note, who read about the dead black bear cub with Obama sign sandwich shoved over his head (in Cullowhee NC wheeeee so proud of my state right now)

I read it last night Jane. It left me wondering if its going to be a person next time.

Oh, it's okay- the students in custody (re: the bear) only found it and TOOK IT TO A PARTY before dumping it on campus, and those campaign signs? That was to "cover the head wound and prevent blood from spilling into their truck."

Phew. I feel better.

Nate Silver looks rough tonight too. Him and Fineman are probably both running on 80% coffee and 20% sleep though.

It was top on our local news this morning, Jane. There are some seriously scary rednecks in our lovely state. Disappointingly, though, none were out when I voted this afternoon. Yes, I voted. And it was glorious. I actually teared up a bit standing there. To make the experience complete, though, I was hoping that some McFucker supporter would try to heckle me - just so I could have the pleasure of laying a little smackdown. No such luck though - they all must have been off shooting poor little bears in the mountains.

BACHMANN ROBIN HAYES!! Donate to Larry Kissell!!

Kat- saw James Taylor today at a rally in Raleigh (heh). I too was eagerly looking for protesters, but "those kind" were prolly too scared to go. I mean the bus station is right there.

Whaddya know? McCain bought all those sassy outfits, like the red leather zip-up jacket Mooselini wears!

Joe being a plant wouldn't shock me in the slightest.

John hayes

" She got'er'did "

????

So, has anyone checked to see if they packed-up some Iranian caviar to go with this?

http://www.politico.com/news/stories/1008/14805.html

ROBIN Hayes, JM. I want him to go dooooooown.

ROBIN Hayes, JM. I want him to go dooooooown.

(should I say it again?)

Speaking of going down, the ACORN ship just took nosedive for McCranky.

McCain's Acorns! We are all Schadenfraude now.

Nathan Sproul looks lopsided. From the lobotomy? The extraction of his soul out the side of his face? Damn, there are some weird looking Republicans out there.

ROFL LMAO

"Bush does not have the courage to clean his own diaper"

...cant breathe....

Yeah Bob, I've been thinking and saying for a while that when its over, the blame is going to be directed at Palin. McCain will ride off into the sunset while Palin becomes more lampooned than Britney Spears.

Yeah, but she'll get the lovely parting gift...$150K in clothing.

JM- I can't wait to hear what kind of trollopy c-word Johnny calls her if he loses...

So the cable news consensus is that Palin has destroyed the McCain campaign
Heard David Gregory (I think) asking what was the bigger drag on McCain's campaign - the economy? Palin? something else.... No one's asking if it's McCain himself and his reactionary policies!

[I want it noted that I said the "lovely parting gifts" stuff before Keith did tonight. Don't want to be thought of as stealing Keith's material.]

Chris! Duly noted. I thought KO stole from you.

Im still laughing at the Bush cant clean his own diaper line.

It's been a schadenfraudey day.

Wow and I actually thought Bill Bennet was intelligent at one point. I was just proven dead wrong in one sound bite. Associating with Rick Davis must have an impact on one's reasoning skills though, for the worse.

Ashby, who said it? I lost the tv to a little control freak offspring tonight. Gotta watch the late version. And RM online tomorrow. Damn.

Dontpanic - KO was speaking about Bush deciding he will not close Gitmo afterall and instead leave it for the next president to clean up and he said "Bush does not have the courage to clean his own diaper."

Rick Davis SO looks like a serial killer.

Here DP: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-GffZulNXg

Bill Bennett just answered a question that has been haunting me for months now: why do I despise Sarah Palin? Apparently, I'm jealous because she's pretty. And happy.

I'm so glad I've got that all straightened out. It obviously has nothing to do with her medieval policies regarding women, her penchant for lying and just being a all-around bitch. Glad that's all figured out. I'm jealous of her hair.

Jane he's Dahmer. Someone nailed it last night between several of us trying. We got shithead, weasel and Jeffrey Dahmer.

Thanks, Ash. OMG.

I take credit for tossing "shithead" into the pot.

Kat, that's it. I really want poofy hair. *barf*

Yup, I had weasel.

Yes! Dahmer! Thanks, DP! And Kat, didn't you get a kick outta that exchange? I lurve all these newfound Republican male feminists.

So who came up with Dahmer?

Dahmer was Scahenfroid... looked it up.

I bet Bachmann is jealous of Palin's hair.

Genius - whoever came up with Dahmer. That totally nails it.

Yes, thanks JM. I was having to run to the back of the house on a bum foot and catch some Rachel. Thanks for giving credit where due.

Did yall read Elvis' truly moving post ahead? Snarky and eloquent. Such a talented boy.

Aw DP, you need a laptop and some wireless for the TV room.

I've been misspelling it. I guess schadenfraude is laughing when someone gets busted for voter fraud while accusing others of the same thing.

I hope Bill Richardson gets a place in an Obama administration. He really is a smart man and he has done a lot on behalf of Obama.

I just finished Elvis' post. I skipped Rachel when I saw it. She'll forgive me.

*need widget for laptop fund*

Thanks for the heads-up on Elvis's post, Jane. He dun good. He dun real good.

Okay. Rachel's graphic people need to figure their shit out. They keep putting pictures over her lovely face.

He got 'er done.

Richardson was my mom's favorite candidate when they were lining up before the primaries. He's made of awesome. And all distinguished looking now with the beard.

To Rachel Maddow: Why does taking my turn with the beerbong mean I can't vote?

Kat has a girl-crush! Kat has a girl-crush!
So do you like the nightly look, or the Letterman (?) look, big glasses, less makeup etc? I thought she looked infinitely cooler.

Rachel's "Dems Be Cool" segment was right the fuck on. And she broke out the pig Latin. I love her.

*ah hell that 1812 Overture scene at the end of V For Vendetta is so fucking great*

My parents were both Biden fans early on, but they also liked Obama, so a ticket with them both on it is a win-win.

Yes, Mom likes Biden too. Her dream ticket (before the primaries started) was Richardson/Obama.

I freely admit my girl-crush, Jane! I can crush on Richard Wolffe though, too, so apparently I'm bi. And I like her relaxed look more too. Luckily, they have gotten better with her makeup, but she obviously isn't that into it. Either way, it doesn't matter. It's her brain that's hot.

Oh yeah, Wolffe is double-dog hot.

Mmmmm. Brains.

(wondering which serial killer Elvis looks like.)

Geez, I guess I need to somehow obtain the brains of Maddow and the looks of Wolffe, then I can charm the ladies.

Bundy?

Jane - maybe Ted Bundy?

You got it, Ashby.

Kat we are one tonight.

Apparently so, DP. Who knew...we have the same taste in men.

And serial killers.

Speaking of Bundys, that Al the Shoesalesman video LFOD put up was great. That needs to be on tv, not just here.

I just KNEW one or both of youse woulda said Bundy by the time I refreshed!

I think I may have the brains down, but not the looks.

JM, now you gotta work on the modesty. ;)

Get yourself some little glasses, JM. One thing they both have in common. And yummy. So what serial killer do you look like?

...and what bloody clothes are you wearing?

You could say Brad Pitt and we wouldn't know the difference, eh?

Al or Ted?

Asking about his clothes, Jane? You are so saucy.

Jane has the nerve of this bunch.

I'm hoping he says rubber gloves.

LOL

rolling back to bed--tricky on one foot--laughing my ass off. G'night, guys. You're a hoot.

Yeah I need to roll off too. Head hurts. Thanks for the lulz, you guys (and Bob)!

I'm out too. Good night - see you 'round the blog!

What serial killer do I look like? I'll have my campaign get back to you on that one.

Bundy? Oh for heaven's sake, how insulting! I'm much more the John Wayne Gacy type.

Mmmmmmmm. Cloowwwwwns.

Or maybe it's Ed Gein.

I guess you could say I look like Gary Ridgway if you gave him a full beared and mustache.

I favor Thomas Harris' serial killer Francis Dolarhyde ("Toothfairy"), better known as the Red Dragon.

Schadenfroid here....Sorry I brought up poor Jeff Dalmer but.....A pig with lipstick is a pig with lipstick. Congrats to me.....the entire repugnant party are now serial killers. You do what you can do..

The Final Bloody End of Sarah Palin

http://cousinavi.wordpress.com/2008/10/22/150000-palin-shopping-spree/