I'd forgotten that horrible gem. He's been so invisible lately I needed to be reminded that Palin does not have a total monopoly on stupid.

Yes, Bob, you'd think she might have at least remembered Exxon Shipping v. Baker, since it was only last fucking June, and she issued a press release about how bad it was.

Maybe she didn't want to piss off any of the SC justices...just in case.

Hey Bob, I know you don't do movie reviews, but I'd be interested to get a review of W. from you when it comes out. Maybe call it a "fact check" rather than a review.

Well, I can see why she wouldn't mention Gore/Bush as a SCOTUS decision she disagrees with, and who the hell is going to say (at least publicly) that they disagree with something like Brown v. Board of Ed.? But Jesus. Not Exxon/Baker? Not even the recent Virginia case where states weren't allowed to decide on immigration? You'd think that would be right up her alley.

She should have been able to cone up with the biggies. The ones they've always hated deep in their hearts. Brown v. Board of Education, Miranda v. Arizona, Lawrence v. Texas. You know, the ones that give people rights...

Can you imagine if she said Brown/Education? I think a bazillion brains would have anuerized. Wait, did I just make up that word? I swear, I am NOT Bush.

I know I am guilty of schadenfreude here, but I hope she bombs tomorrow--so that John McCain's only Presidential decision as candidate will show him to be unfit to lead. This is jaw dropping--and to put the country in the balance--How our media hasn't raked him over the coals for the LAUGHABLE "Country First" slogan is beyond me--well, maybe his BBQ is that good.

Having said that I do think our MSM is setting this up only to be WOWED by her folksiness and insult laden performance that I am sure we will witness tomorrow.

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher whose hand was caught in the gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Sarah Palin and her bid for the vice presidency.

The old rancher said, "Well, ya know, Palin's a Post Turtle".

Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was.

The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle".

The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued:
"You know she didn't get up there by herself, she doesn't belong up there, she can't get down, she doesn't know what to do while she's up there, and you just wonder what idiot put her up there to begin with."

(This begs for a photoshop)

Right up there with that famous Bob Dole insight at the '96 RNC convention: "The cause of crime in America is...criminals."

Someone should tell Governor Palin (whose husband belonged to a secessionist movement in Alaska until she was tapped) that we worked out the "States should decide" thing in the last century. You can't have it both ways - otherwise the Feds have to stop busting marijuana distributors here in California - since Joe (and Jose) Six-Pack voted to legalize pot for medical use. Or maybe the South would like to re-invent slavery. Minnesota mandate lukevisk twice a week for dinner. Whatever wacky idea the majority of knuckle-dragging, Joe Six-Packs decide goes.

Snap out of it.

Lukevisk?

You trying to get that whole Blue vs. Grey thing going again, aintcha?

I mean...a few states revert to allowing slavery - that's one thing.
Lukevisk? That's another. I WILL pry it from your cold, dead hands!

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