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October 4, 2008
Unqualified
Posted by JumpyPants
Bob's comment about the heart surgeon got me thinking about other jobs Sarah Palin is unqualified for. Here's a short list:
- Schoolteacher. Would you want this moron teaching your child anything?
- Mail carrier. How many important letters, checks and bills would never get delivered?
- Cop. Her + gun=lots of innocent dead people.
- Starbucks Barista. Even with the automated espresso machines, do you really think she could make a mocha latte?
- McDonalds french fry station worker. Oh, the scalding that would occur with her near so much boiling oil.
- CPA. D in Macro-Econ. And that was when she was trying to graduate from college.
- Host of The View. Seriously, I never thought I'd say this, but she actually makes Elisabeth Hasselbeckenhoff look competent.
This is just too easy in a way. But you guys, add some jobs Sarah would suck at and why. If it weren't such a horrific context, it'd almost be fun!
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Posted By JumpyPants | October 4, 2008 11:09 AM
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Human Being - The poor communications skills coupled with a complete lack of compassion and intellectual heft leaves her hardly on par with Homo sapiens neanderthalensis, let alone our own species.
Posted by: Nanotyrannus ![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://www.bobcesca.com/nav-commenters.gif)
at October 4, 2008 12:11 PM
Mother! Yeah, I really said that!
First of all she has a special needs child who undoubtedly requires more - not less - nurturing! Most parents recognize the early-childhood requirements : nurturing, bonding, etc, etc.
I for one, as a father of three, put my personal & career ambitions on hold more than once to ensure that I could just "be there" for my kids! Twice I changed jobs, reduced pay and all, just because my work schedule interfered with my "being there"!
So was I an absolute success? Hell no! My daughter got pregnant at the age of 16! I failed!
But I'm not running for public office and certainly not the second highest office in the land!
Posted by: kansasdem at October 4, 2008 12:33 PM
You gotta' check this out:
http://www.markfiore.com/john_mccains_fireside_chat_0
Posted by: kansasdem at October 4, 2008 12:47 PM
How about small-town Mayor? Governor of a small-populated state?
She's already tanked on those.
Posted by: PackyJ at October 4, 2008 1:28 PM
Pizza delivery is out because odd numbers are one side of the street and even on the other.
Posted by: Poleezz at October 4, 2008 1:52 PM
She could never be a jack-o-lantern because we'd all want to smash her. Oh wait, ok, she could be a jack-o-lantern.
Posted by: Poleezz at October 4, 2008 2:00 PM
She could never be an auctioneer.
"GOING ONCE...GOING TWICE...SOLD ALSO!"
Posted by: Poleezz at October 4, 2008 2:10 PM
She could never be a meteorologist on TV because she's too stupid.
Posted by: Poleezz at October 4, 2008 2:24 PM
Ok we used to call them "weather girls".
Posted by: Poleezz at October 4, 2008 2:25 PM
One more...she could never be Obama's VP. Nuff said.
Posted by: Poleezz at October 4, 2008 2:28 PM
My vet's looking for somebody to express pus from dogs' impacted anal glands. Wait-- you wanted positions she's NOT qualified to fill, right? Ok, he also needs somebody to analyze the pus.
Posted by: cactusgal at October 4, 2008 5:48 PM
Therapist: She lacks empathy.
Protégé: She'd stab you in the back first chance.
Scientist: Facts and experiments are irrelevant.
Historian: Nothing really existed before she was born.
Jobs she would be good for:
Walmart greeter.
Street crossing guard at a boarding school.
Tattoo trainee's practice client.
Posted by: Strawdog at October 4, 2008 6:14 PM
School bus driver: would drive right off that bridge to nowhere.
Posted by: fldem at October 4, 2008 8:50 PM
