John McCain

You Son of a Bitch

The whole "pump you up" schtick is just sad anymore, no? Arnold:

"I want to invite Senator Obama because he needs to do something about those skinny legs. I'm going to make him do some squats. And then we're going to make him do some biceps curls to beef up those scrawny little arms. But if he could only do something about putting some meat on his ideas."

Yeah, okay. Senator Obama could crush Arnold's sloppy, post-steroids-shriveled body on a basketball court without even really trying.

By the way, Arnold, how did that whole "don't be an economic girly man" thing work out for America? Smart! Conflating mindless, narcissistic iron pumping with complicated economic policy. And I wonder why everyone I know is slowly going broke.