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November 20, 2008

Lizard People for Senate

Can't... stop... laughing... This is quite possibly the funniest thing I've ever seen. An actual Minnesota voter wrote-in a vote for "Lizard People" on their ballot. Twice.

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More ridiculous ballot markings from the Franken-Coleman recount here. I'm wondering if there might be a population of Sleestak lizard people living in the North Star State.

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h/t Laffy


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Posted By Bob Cesca | November 20, 2008 1:50 PM

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Do they count that Franken, or throw it's scaly ass out?

Posted by: bibimimi [TypeKey Profile Page] at November 20, 2008 2:02 PM

I would have written in Crab People.

Posted by: Zanath [TypeKey Profile Page] at November 20, 2008 2:07 PM

I believe "Lizard People" is counted as a vote for Michele Bachmann which goes a long way in explaining her reelection.

Posted by: lame duck hunting [TypeKey Profile Page] at November 20, 2008 2:13 PM

Could they be referring to McCain's lizard tongue?

Posted by: KatinWilm [TypeKey Profile Page] at November 20, 2008 2:13 PM

Did you know:

Bill Lambier was a Sleestak

also, Sleestaks rule

Posted by: Travis Disaster [TypeKey Profile Page] at November 20, 2008 2:16 PM

go to the link & see some of the other disputed ballots.

Posted by: ceu [TypeKey Profile Page] at November 20, 2008 3:17 PM

"Wacko Studies" is my longtime hobby. Lizard people ("Reptilians") are currently replacing diminutive gray rectal-probers in UFO lore. According to the crackpots, they've been living deep underground among us for thousands of years and are slowly taking over the planet for their dark schemes. If that sounds like Sleestaks meets Roddy Piper, you're absolutely right -- which tells you the origin of all this sort of nuttery.

Posted by: Matt Osborne [TypeKey Profile Page] at November 20, 2008 4:12 PM

Speaking of nuttery, I didn't realize the Constitution Party had a foothold in Minnesota -- I thought that bunch of hoopleheads was restricted to the southside of Mason-Dixon.

Posted by: Matt Osborne [TypeKey Profile Page] at November 20, 2008 4:14 PM

maybe Lizard People is a vote for Bay Buchanan

Posted by: Travis Disaster [TypeKey Profile Page] at November 20, 2008 4:17 PM

I was terrified of the Sleestack when I was little.

Posted by: CupcakeCult [TypeKey Profile Page] at November 20, 2008 5:02 PM

The Reptilian conspiracy is also a David Icke thing--something about a species derived from reptiles running all the banking and governments worldwide. I have to admit, when McCain's tongue kept darting out during the first debate, I did think of this.

You guys are killing me with the Sleestaks. I have surely not thought of them in a good twenty years. What a sad and wasted twenty years.

Quick! What was the name of Holly's pet brontosaurus? Go!

Posted by: anemone17 [TypeKey Profile Page] at November 20, 2008 5:51 PM

Chaka?! No that was the cavemanboy.

Posted by: izabiz [TypeKey Profile Page] at November 20, 2008 6:02 PM

anemone17 - "... a species derived from reptiles running all the banking and governments worldwide."
Sounds a lot like the current group running the Republican Party.

Posted by: PackyJ [TypeKey Profile Page] at November 20, 2008 7:15 PM

Chaka! I forgot all about Chaka!
Nope, the brontosaurus was Dopey.

Posted by: anemone17 [TypeKey Profile Page] at November 20, 2008 8:44 PM

Marshall, Will, and Holly. . . .

Who was the intelligent Sleestak from the future?

Posted by: dc_wilson [TypeKey Profile Page] at November 20, 2008 10:24 PM

hannity is completely losing it every night over franken."hes trying to steal the election".because he's challenging ballots and attempting to secure as many as possible?it seems to me that ever since obama showed up and dems have begun acting like repubs,ie:not taking no shit and actually acting like they want to win(not the douchebag rovian stuff),conservatives have been losing their sh**."boo-hoo theyre mean theyre corrupt boohoo...this is so incredibly satisfying to watch."obama recession boohoo..."

Posted by: 24hourjack [TypeKey Profile Page] at November 21, 2008 8:11 AM

SALEEZETAKAH?!?!?!?
Oh Noes!!!!

Can't write in 'Crab People' -That vote would go to the Repug's.

Bill Laimbeer ??? Wasn't he just An Ass?

Terry Cummings was a Sleestak...
http://www.checkoutmycards.com/CardImages/Cards/014/023/04F.jpg

Posted by: dswagz [TypeKey Profile Page] at November 21, 2008 10:20 AM

That person was thinking about Joe Lieberman

Posted by: idabamaho [TypeKey Profile Page] at November 21, 2008 11:27 AM

I just had to comment on this because for the last ten minutes I've been spontaneously bursting into laughter thinking about it, and I have a feeling I'll be laughing about it all night! Thanks, Bob.

Lizard People 2010!

Posted by: Kemstone [TypeKey Profile Page] at November 21, 2008 12:41 PM



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