Sarah Palin

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“The [Alaska] governor did not know it was going on behind her,” Palin’s spokesperson tells ET of the reportedly grisly scene at Triple D Farm & Hatchery outside Wasilla.

Not only is this clearly a lie, given that she's on the record as saying, "No worries," but the lie is more ridiculous than the truth. You mean she had no clue about what was happening right behind her? All that flapping and chaos? She didn't notice the long trough of blood and the turkey geeker hauling around freshly decapitated birds?