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December 10, 2008
Breaking: Obama from Chicago!
Posted by JumpyPants
Patrick Fitzgerald has said that the President-Elect has clean hands in this whole Blago dung heap. But apparently the lead investigator's word isn't enough for all the talking heads from the conservative bbq media, who are desperately swinging the flaming corpse of Blago's expletive-jammed political career as close to the President-Elect as they can.
And I say, why not just go a step further, bbq'ers? I'm pretty sure you can tie Obama to the first Daley administration and it's attendant corruption. Also, wasn't Obama somehow connected to Chicago crime boss Al Capone? And are you going to tell me that Chicago-based Obama was never involved in milking Mrs. O'Leary's arsonist cow?
Do the math: Blagojevich=Chicago=Crime=Chicago=Obama=Crime. Math is so much easier when you only use one of these: =!
Filed under: Barack Obama || Blagojevich || Media
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Posted By JumpyPants | December 10, 2008 12:05 PM
Comments
AWESOME.
Posted by: jen at December 10, 2008 12:21 PM
You're right.
During the entire campaign, I never once heard Obama denounce Blago or Capone.
Is he hiding something??
Posted by: sammy1 at December 10, 2008 12:43 PM
Breaking News:
Obama is from Planet Earth--so is Bin Laden.
Posted by: JG at December 10, 2008 1:26 PM
But apparently the lead investigator's word isn't enough for all the talking heads from the conservative bbq media
Of course it's not. We learned that when Ken Starr said that Vince Foster's suicide was, in fact, a suicide.
Posted by: ceu at December 10, 2008 1:32 PM
i'm sick of people blaming Mrs. O'Leary's cow for that fire!
it's been proven that it was the drunk down the street...
Posted by: j at December 11, 2008 12:30 PM
O'Bama is Irish and so is Mrs. O'Leary, so they must have had a relationship. That makes O'bama partly responsible for the Chicago fire.
Posted by: FRE at December 11, 2008 6:46 PM
