Election 2008

Coleman, Lizard People Not Certified

Because he wasn't certified as the winner of the Minnesota's Senate seat, Norm Coleman lost his voting privileges today at Noon. But of course...

“We are still reviewing the situation,” said Jim Manley, spokesman for Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nev.). "Norm Coleman should respect the conclusions of the Minnesota State Canvassing Board."

Can we please just replace Reid with someone who isn't so spinally challenged?

I'll even take Lizard People over Reid at this point.

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Lizard People: "We have more sssssspine!"