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January 7, 2009
Even When He's On Vacation...
...Mark Halperin is still a massive hack. Sensationally misleading headline:
Rev. Wright Will Be Nearby on Inauguration
This implies that Wright will be climbing up the Capitol dome wearing a Spider-Man costume while shouting "goddamn America!" and hurling eggs at the president-elect's head. Not really, but it implies that Wright will be, you know, nearby. Within viewing distance of the ceremony.
In reality, however, Wright will be in Richmond -- 90 miles away. To which, the proper response is... so fricking what.
Filed under: Inauguration 2009 || Mark Halperin
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Posted By Bob Cesca | January 7, 2009 1:18 PM
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No, Bob, Wright will be just 90 miles away. I will be a mere 1700 miles away in Colorado, Nicolas Sarkozy will be an infinitesimal 3800 miles away in Paris, and Sarah Palin will be keeping an eye on Russia from her porch.
Posted by: EL Mystico at January 7, 2009 1:37 PM
Adding to El Mystico's post.
And Mark Halperin will still be 1,000,000 parsecs away from reality.
Posted by: SillyGit at January 7, 2009 1:57 PM
Maybe Wright is going to Richmond to stop Walmart
Posted by: GItheJOE at January 7, 2009 2:19 PM
Either way, Reverend Wright climbing the Capitol Dome wearing a spiderman's costume, throwing eggs at Obama's head and shouting goddamn America is a goddamn awesome visual.
Posted by: theo at January 7, 2009 4:43 PM
On a completely unrelated note, were Dick Durbin and Tom Tancredo cloned from the same alliterative embryo?
Posted by: EL Mystico at January 7, 2009 5:00 PM
May I run this thru my adjective enhancement program?
"Mark Halperin is still a massive masturbating hack."
*enhancement complete, come again.
Posted by: bibimimi at January 8, 2009 1:58 PM
May I run this thru my adjective enhancement program?
"Mark Halperin is still a massive masturbating hack."
*enhancement complete, come again.
Posted by: bibimimi at January 8, 2009 1:59 PM
pardon my double post...this thang no like me so much no mo'.
Posted by: bibimimi at January 8, 2009 2:00 PM
