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January 6, 2009
Head's Not Running for Senate
Jeb and his giant head says no to the Senate.
Filed under: Bush || Huffington Post || Senate
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Posted By Bob Cesca | January 6, 2009 6:19 PM
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Whatsamatter, Jeb? Worried your brother's made the family name politically toxic?
Posted by: Matt Osborne at January 6, 2009 7:37 PM
Welllllll it's a well-known fact, sonny Jim, that there's a group of the five wealthiest people in the world known as ... The Pentaverate, who run everything in the world, including the newspapers...AND meet tri-annually at a secret country mansion in Colorado known as ... The Meadows.
So who's in this Pentaverate?
The Queen, The Vatican, The Gettys, The Rothchilds ... AND Col. Sanders before he went TITS UP. Oh, I hated the Colonel with his wee beady eyes, and that smug look on his face, Oh you're going to buy my chicken, Oohh.
Dad, how can you hate the Colonel?
Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes you crave it fortnightly, smartass!
Interesting. Cuckoo!
Posted by: Elvis the Dingeldein at January 6, 2009 8:11 PM
Mmmmm, eleven herbs and spices....
Posted by: Alan4s at January 6, 2009 9:10 PM
Yeah, Alan: Salt, salt, salt, salt, salt, salt, salt, salt, salt, salt, and salt.
Posted by: Elvis the Dingeldein at January 6, 2009 10:23 PM
I think it needs a Spam with that salt.
Posted by: SillyGit at January 6, 2009 10:29 PM
