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January 5, 2009
Huzzah!
NBC cancelled Ann Coulter's appearance on the Today Show.
Now we move to "liberal" CBS where she's scheduled to appear on tomorrow's Early Show. Ostensibly to talk about her detachable penis -- WHOOPS! Another wildly unfounded and slanderous claim about Coulter. Can I be on CBS now?
Filed under: Ann Coulter || Media
Posted By Bob Cesca | January 5, 2009 6:14 PM
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hey, that was a pretty good novelty hit. it was actually viably *musical*.
http://www.google.com/search?q=KING+detachable+penis
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Detachable_Penis
broken toaster ovens. ahhh, some things never change.
Posted by: Let them eat stuffed hogguts at January 5, 2009 6:29 PM
HUZZAH INDEED !!!!!..and yes Virginia... there IS a Santa Claus.....
Posted by: willpen at January 5, 2009 6:32 PM
It's not a detachable penis, it's a detachable mind. Unlike your allegation, it is totally verifiable by reading her crap and listening to her. Look at her eyes. I have seen the same eyes in drug addicts, street people, and street corner preachers. Totally batshit, foaming, voice-hearing, bug eating, pants wetting, scab picking looney tunes. Just walk away, kids, don't make eye contact, they let her out before she was ready and she is off her meds.
Posted by: emsique
at January 5, 2009 6:33 PM
I'm in on this one. I'm shocked that NBC canceled, yet fortified.
Posted by: Nanotyrannus at January 5, 2009 6:40 PM
From Politico:
UPDATE: An NBC spokesperson tells Politico that Coulter was bumped for news coverage out of Washington and the Middle East, and would be welcomed back in the future. Perez Hilton will still be on the show. (emphasis added)
They bumped her for "news coverage" but kept Perez Hilton?!?!
Posted by: Nanotyrannus at January 5, 2009 6:47 PM
Well of course librul NBC cancelled Coulter. But will CBS follow suit? I doubt it.
...Rather's lawsuit has shed new light on just how far CBS went to make sure its "independent" panel investigating the matter made conservative critics happy; to make sure its principals would "mollify" the right. (CBS considered including Ann Coulter and Rush Limbaugh on the "independent" panel.) In other words, CBS kowtowed.
Posted by: Broadway Carl at January 5, 2009 6:50 PM
Bob,
I think you are mistaken.
Coulter's penis isn't detachable.
Posted by: PackyJ at January 5, 2009 7:01 PM
>>>They bumped her for "news coverage" but kept Perez Hilton?!?!
This is good, right? I mean, if she ranks lower than Perez Hilton as a booking draw, her career can't be long for this world, can it?
Posted by: EL Mystico at January 5, 2009 7:09 PM
Packy, yes it is detachable.....she hides it next to her Adam's Apple............
Posted by: LameDuckHunting at January 5, 2009 7:12 PM
Is it detachable or attachable?
Posted by: emsique
at January 5, 2009 8:28 PM
wow--great news. I am actually surprised NBC made the right decision.
Posted by: JG at January 5, 2009 9:21 PM
I'm not at all pleased about this. I would much rather Coulter be seen and heard as the bat-shit lunatic mouth-foamer she is -- proven a fool by opening her mouth and defecating on Matt Lauer's Sans-A-Belts, in other words -- than being handed the gift-wrapped Liberal Media Censorship Bone she can now gnaw on in public as proof that this new Democratic Regime will quash voices it finds offensive.
Don't get me wrong, I loathe Ann Coulter as much as she hates the genital warts that frequently appear on her magnificent penis and scrotum. But she is her own best advertisement for Wingnut Pinheadery and shutting her up denies us all the chance to point at her and laugh. And laugh, and laugh.
Posted by: Elvis Dingeldein at January 5, 2009 10:40 PM
bob...you can go on CBS...you need to write a really crappy book and show some leg ..that's all...( oh, and have a really inflated deluded view of yourself....)
( sorry but you are just too good a guy....)
Posted by: enigma4ever at January 5, 2009 11:08 PM
I still agree with Elvis. It's better to have her in public making a fool of herself then playing the "libruls are censoring me!" whine on Fox.
Posted by: DC at January 6, 2009 12:10 AM
Elvis is right, even though it is great to see her denied the platform so many on the left have been denied for so long. It does give her ammo. Now if she was being interviewed together with Marilyn Manson, I would pay money to see that.
Posted by: emsique
at January 6, 2009 12:54 AM



