Airplanes!

« 'That Guy Is Evil!' | Main | Morning Awesome »

January 8, 2009

In Defense Of Sarah Palin...

by Lee Stranahan

I've thought long and hard about this one. Defending Sarah Palin may be controversial. Still, at this moment in our history - less than TWO WEEKS from the Barack Obama's inaugaration, I wanted to say something positive about Sarah Palin that you many not have considered...

Hmmmm...

Nah.

I got nothing.


Filed under: Barack Obama || Sarah Palin

Digg This Post  Reddit This  Share on Facebook  Add to del.icio.us  Add to Stumble Upon

Posted By Lee Stranahan | January 8, 2009 9:09 PM

Comments

If you haven't got anything nice to say about Sarah Palin, come sit by me.

Posted by: Tracy Adams at January 8, 2009 9:22 PM

I was just thinking as this loaded, most of the time I can see your side of the argument but I was so ready to call bullshit. But no, I still see your side of the argument.

Posted by: Lee at January 8, 2009 9:33 PM

Here's something positive. I'd guess that for the men on the blog, 90% of them would still wanna do her even knowing how daft she is.

That's gotta mean something

Posted by: Political Party Pooper [TypeKey Profile Page] at January 8, 2009 9:40 PM

I think there's something to be said for the Unfair Deer In The Headlights Factor; that she was utterly out of her element, and knew it; that she was despicably used by the Republican Party and then scapegoated and donkeypunched by those that used her lady parts for their own filthy political spunk.

I'd think all of that right up until she gave that vile and smirking speech at the convention. From that point on, Sarah Palin got everything she deserved.

Posted by: Elvis the Dingeldein at January 8, 2009 9:48 PM

I have only one thing to say:

Holy Shit! Elvis is back!

fark palin!

Posted by: Kansasdem at January 8, 2009 10:01 PM

Stranahan...I was totally prepared to take you to town on this one. What a disappointment. :)

Posted by: Kat at January 8, 2009 10:10 PM

Here's something positive. I'd guess that for the men on the blog, 90% of them would still wanna do her even knowing how daft she is.

That's gotta mean something

I'm proud to be in the smart 10%.

Posted by: Alan4s at January 8, 2009 10:12 PM

Phew..... got me nervous there for a second Lee...

now as for any of you guys that really would consider doing her.... please...... is the lure really that great that you would want to go anywhere near there....I am left speechless.

Posted by: willpen at January 8, 2009 10:34 PM

I have never, ever gotten the sexual appeal of Sarah Palin. Ever.

Now, Michelle Malkin on the other hand....

Posted by: Lee Stranahan at January 8, 2009 10:53 PM

ha.. i was convinced you were doing another warren style turn-around.. you tricky old so and so..

ps - ditto to the not getting the palin sexual thing.. she's vile way before she ever opens her mouth..

Posted by: heronimous at January 8, 2009 11:15 PM

She's biodegradable.

Posted by: PackyJ at January 8, 2009 11:22 PM

There must be *something* positive to say about Gov. Palin, but I can't think of anything either Lee.

Wait! I got one!

Sarah Palin does not personally slaughter turkeys.

Unfortunately, she kills wolves from aircraft.

Oh well. I tried.

I'm also in that 10%. I wouldn't do her with W's unit.

Posted by: SillyGit at January 8, 2009 11:34 PM

ELVIS!!

I believe she got everything she deserved as well. She'll get more, too, because she still hasn't figured out that she doesn't know a fucking thing and wont go away quietly.

Posted by: Nanotyrnns at January 9, 2009 12:09 AM

I'm with nano. In fact I pray she wins the GOP nomination in 2012 just so I can watch Obama perform feats of oratorical smackdown.

Posted by: Matt Osborne at January 9, 2009 12:27 AM

@ Political Party Pooper who said:
"... the men on the blog, 90% of them would still wanna do her even knowing how daft she is."

NOT. I think you should flip those percentages, actually.

@Elvis who said:
"she was utterly out of her element, and knew it."

I disagree. I believe she did _not_ know it. I believe she _still_ does not know it. Further, I believe she will _never_ know it. She has a personality disorder... and I'm not joking.

Hope I don't sound surly, but Palin makes me angry.

Good night all!

Posted by: Burbank_Ben at January 9, 2009 12:35 AM

goddammit Lee! I almost popped a vein in my head before I got to the end of your post!

Posted by: Alaska (I Eat Gravel) at January 9, 2009 12:53 AM

Someone who hangs out with homophobes who believe in witches and is always dragging God into everything...but enough about Obama...her reading list answer to Katie Couric was right up there with Paris Hilton's favorite Bible verse question from Larry King...actually it was the same answer. All of them.

Posted by: Lyle at January 9, 2009 1:22 AM

she looks a lot like Tina Fey.

that's all i got.

Posted by: bibimimi at January 9, 2009 2:02 AM

make that a passing resemblance...and el dingledein, where the eff u been?

Posted by: bibimimi at January 9, 2009 2:05 AM

tHIS pALIN CREATURE IS THE GREAT divider....DANGEROUS WINGNUT...TOO BAD, i THOUGHT THE COAST WAS CLEAR, BUT bush is replaced by palin!

Posted by: DEO at January 9, 2009 3:03 AM

To Political Party Pooper : You brought to mind the ultimate sexual put down from my high school days : I wouldn't f**k her with your dick.

Posted by: prcleburne at January 9, 2009 6:35 AM

1. She can play the flute.
2. She's married to the "first dude" (just ask Greta)
3. She winks a lot.
4. She likes turkey.
5. She looks like the sexy librarianin in a porn movie I saw once when I was in high school.
6. She likes to say the name "Charlie".
7. She likes expensive clothes and accessories.

If you want more positive things I can say about Sarah Palin, "I'll have to get back to ya on that."

Posted by: sammy1 at January 9, 2009 7:49 AM

every single time she opens her mouth,she somehow manages to make herself look EVEN more foolish.its like a beautiful carcrash.i cant get enough.
seriously,i cant think of another politician who actually felt the need to defend themselves against satire.especially months and months after the fact.so please,please sarah palin,keep on yammering.and PLEASE run for something in 2012.

Posted by: 24hourjack at January 9, 2009 8:32 AM

Nice one. You suckered me in with the lead.


As for the attraction for many men, I struggled to figure it out and explain it to my wife mostly because I don't get it. A friend explained it to me as, "She screams I like to scrump and you could be next!"


Maybe, but stupid is just too much of a turnoff for me. Maybe when I was younger and dumber ...

Posted by: brutlyhonest at January 9, 2009 12:26 PM

Packy- well done on the biodegradable. It's funny because it's true. It's funny and true.

Posted by: EL Mystico at January 9, 2009 2:09 PM

I think that when we're in the media and the media us it's a class of the situation that is our culture to be class and when the media and in my family! That's why I think it's a class when person one may situation unfair then the media goes unfair to class situation.

U Betcha ;P

Posted by: idabamaho [TypeKey Profile Page] at January 9, 2009 2:34 PM

I've never thought her particularly hot, not least because I'm certain she wouldn't consent to any of the things I find particularly appealing. But seeing her next to Tina Fey on SNL really brought home that she's actually quite homely and just knows to play to her strengths, lookswise. I could probably think of fifty female politicians I'd do before her, and stacked up against the rest of the population, she doesn't even register.

Posted by: Teaflax at January 10, 2009 1:27 PM



pixel.jpg
rogue_blogging_logo.jpg

Buy my book!