It's been over an hour. Is this thing on?

New Year's Resolution #7: Try to cure my addiction to the PTT and all these GDAB Cescans.

Is that unacceptable?

Coming out of the closet and lurkerville.

sunday night...craig ferguson on million dollar password! had to share my excitement!

can't believe i am first to post...normally i am the last drunk still trying to party on ptt!

i don't make my new year's resolutions until around the fifth. it makes me feel better that i am just starting mine while others have already broken theirs!

man...i really wanted to be first!

No, kat don't leave us. We need you.

Welcome to the PTT, Dude. And right on (for both).

My New Year's Resolution is to get serious about the politics on GDAB and save the shenanigans for the PTT.

On that note, Kat, completely unacceptable. We're not an addiction. We're goddamn vitamins!

kat...i feel like you just slapped me and called my mom a whore!

New Year's Resolution #8: Bang Nate Silver. I adore his skinny, geeky, super-smart self.

Congrats, OGD

Okay, okay, I won't leave. My mama told me to always take my vitamins like a good girl.

And I don't know your mom, gypsy. But I think I have called you a whore....

Welcome out of the closet OneGayDude, from another gay dude.

My New Year's resolution is to pick an organization and do some volunteer work. The big election is over, and it's not a good time to change jobs (as much as I'd like to). It's time to volunteer.

And lose ten pounds, of course.

Now it's time to watch alma mater in the Orange Bowl. Go Hokies!!

welcome onegaydude!

welcome another gay dude!

Can I make one of my New Year's Resolution to be "Bang Rachel Maddow?"

Also, I like challenges. Unbelievably attainable challenges. Like my resolution last year to never say "Va-jay-jay."

kat you didn't call me a whore you called me a slut...big difference...i think about 50-60 partners difference

redmond just said "va-jay-jay"!!!

If it helps, I also say "pe-nay-nay."

Okay, not really. No one is that awesome.

Thanks All,

This was a big step for me. I love this place.

Hmm...thanks for the clarification gypsy. I will make note of that so I don't make such a mistake again. (crap..what does that make me?)

And Redmond, we here on the PTT take our politics very seriously. We just don't take ourselves quite as seriously. Big difference. Like a 'slut or whore?' type big difference.

Redmond, Shame!!! You bring shame to the family. Go make me another nephew or niece right now.

Welcome out of lurkerville, you guys!

Am I a slut or a whore? I can never tell. Would a statement like,"Bush is a douchenozzle" make me a whore or a slut?

the levels of promiscuity...

level 1: tease
level 2: goes to chruch but gave in to boyfriend/girlfriend
level 3: slut
level 4: whore
level 5: adapts to life with std meds

New Year's Resolution #9: Use "pe-nay-nay" in conversation. Preferably with my ultra-religious older brother.

Isn't "douchenozzle" a Packy-ism? We should probably check with him.

The Russians are Coming in on one of the movie channels that I pay an exorbitant amount to not watch every month.
If you haven't seen it, check it out sometime. Carl Reiner, Alan Arkin, Eva Marie Saint, and, oh yeah, John Phillip Law...

Gypsy, I'm on Level 6: Give toaster VD.

level 1.5, gypsy.
Takes virginity pledge, but thinks anal doesn't count.

Joe, don't make me kick your ass-nay-nay.

Wow, I really need to stop this joke...

i am waiting for lee to chime in...hehe

i won't to punch oprah everytime i here va-jay-jay!

Level 1.25: Takes virginity pledge yet gives boyfriend/girlfriend oral sex.

Dude I gave you that toaster for Xmas. Jesus I am never eating at your house again.

hear rather...i now feel like i have to correct myself!

Does Oprah say va-jay-jay? I always thought she said "I OWN ALL YOUR ASSES! MUHAHAHAHA!" then punched a puppy.

I've been wrong before.

damn..."want"

Yea, you gotta be careful, gypsy. Those Grammar Natzis are ferocious.

Damn was I a happy christian teenager. I loves me an uneducated level 1.5 christian girl.

Kat and ceu, you must know a lot of Christian chicks. Fortunately, so did I. :D

At least until they wanted to get married at 18, then it became a giant pile of Jesus FAIL that ends in a taxidermist showing me his arsenal of automatic weapons while I think of a way to trick him with my book learnin'. True story.

Ha, obviously, Joe and I had similar childhoods.

Oh, wait..

If there is a God I hope Dr. James Dobson just read this thread. This is what happens when you force religious bullshit down your kids throat you create Redmond and JOE.

Could you repeat that? I was sacrificing a goat with my child's Thomas train set.

i'm going to redmond for this one...bob saget has slept with one of the olsen twins...go!

Wait. What?!

Vh1 is counting down the Greatest Hard Rock Songs. I fucking love it. I feel like I'm back at Level 1.25.

No way, you gotta save Level 1.25 for Rock of Love: Tour Bus Edition.

I expect they'll reach Level 1.5 on Rock of Love: Tour Bus Edition. And I can't watch another season of Bret Michaels pouting at me. I want to see the Sebastian Bach edition - actually, I would try out for that one.

my friend in l.a. told me she met this guy who is friends with john stamos and bob saget and they talked about drunk one night. they didn't say which one but said that ashley olsen was all over jesse..sorry..stamos but he wouldn't do it!

ok...enough of that...

boobies!

Welcome lurking closeteers!

Redmond, I thought it was Bajingo, as in from Scrubs? Maybe it's Vajajay. Or both.

See you guys in a couple of days. I'll be giving birth to something that won't need diapers and which I plan to name "Elvis" until he comes back.
Somebody send something that isn't hospital food please--Ten call-ins from Papa John's might be nice.

Happy New Year, oh crazy ones. You guys are the best lunatics I've ever run across.

how can rock of love only reach level 1.5 when it is filled with level 5'ers?!

DP! You will certainly be missed - enjoy the good drugs.

um, what does PTT stand for? whatever it is, I have a feeling I am addicted to it as well, Kat.

good luck with that dp...just have your bastard son bring you digiorno's

prime time thread another gay dude...

>>Kat and ceu, you must know a lot of Christian chicks.

I know only what I read...
I grew up in the 60's & 70's, remember? We freaking invented sex.

>>>Those Grammar Natzis are ferocious.

Not to be a Nazi but...There's no 't' in Nazi. Heh.

ceu, you may have invented it but we perfected teenage pregnancy and STDs. Thank you.

I am well aware of how to spell 'Nazi,' EL Mystico. I was referring to a comment gypsysoul made on the 'New Year Pimpin'' thread.

And ceu...thank you.

el mystico...that is the joke! ;)

Thank you EL.

umm...boobies?! i want my happy place back!

Jeez, I have GOT to stop coming in so late. Welcome, OGD - you'll never leave.

Boobies for all! (If you so desire of course.)

thanks, gypsysoul.

new comers we need age/sex/location/sign/penis size or bra size/and of course a blood sample!

just be glad jane isn't here yet...btw, where is jane? i would blame jane for the absence if it wasn't her "absencing"

I think Jane is off having a life today, gypsy. And don't forget about what serial killer they look like!

49/m/seattle/Leo/O Pos

did I forget anything?

Hey gang. Just stopped in to say hello. Was at a small gathering with friends and now my wife and I are going to spend some quality time in on the couch watching TV and rubbing our bellies. ;)

Gypsy - what promiscuity level are you?

how did i miss this?!

ceu >>> I grew up in the 60's & 70's, remember? We freaking invented sex

ahh...back when sex was sex! not sinning, getting knocked up, or a std.

Hey Carl! "Rubbing our bellies?" Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

ummm...penis size! we welcome all sizes. gi says his is like a pencil but smaller! i wonder if it runs in the family?!

carl, i try to be a level 1 but my vagina and kat force me to be a level 3.

>>> I grew up in the 60's & 70's, remember? We freaking invented sex

back to this...

do you think sex was better back in the day or now?

i have my thoughts...i am curious about others

well, if you go to the right video store you can see for yourself.

stop level 1'ing me seattle

>>>do you think sex was better back in the day or now?

I think we're having the same kind of sex today that they had in the 60's...the 1960's, 1560's, 1460's, 560 BCE, etc. We aren't doing anything today that hasn't already been happening for eons. I mean, they have found paintings of women using dildos on vases during archaeological excavations. For me, sex is better when I'm having it on a daily basis.

Let me put it this way - I grew up pre-HIV and AIDS. Most men did not carry condoms in their wallets.
As to better...that depends on if you value quantity or quality more. It was freely available, but it's not that much fun if emotions aren't engaged. You could always scratch an itch, but you didn't necessarily respect yourself in the morning. In the end, you're the one you have to live with.

fair enough. It's a chubby one.
And to answer the question about sex then or now, see level 5. Don't think I'll ever adapt, though.

Well, well, well...nothing else

Teh Minx

I can guarantee that in the 1960's movies, toys, prescription drugs for stamina and flavored lotions weren't a part of the daily sex routine. I am just saying.

oh, don't MAKE me post a photo...

Since have been married for last 17 years, sex is a bit of a touchy issue. Physical problems & orientation questions definitely take things from the theoretical to the personal.
That being said: Boobies!!!
Teh Minx

in my mind, the only way sex is better now (i'm talking casual, getting to know what that thing is sex) is the breaking a rule factor that has been added and the fact that we don't have lice in our unkept bits! (i just threw up in my mouth a little)

Lee, if you post a dude with sideburns on his dick from the 1970s, I am out. Do you hear me OUT!

Okay...a photo

did anyone else just see the story behind "barracuda". long story short, a guy asked if the sisters were lovers...the only thing that could beat that is a mother faking a pregnancy for her daughter and taking the baby...wait a minute?!?!

Sure, technology has made a difference, but many things are the same. Movies and their accessibility may be a more recent thing, but people have been looking at pornographic images for centuries. Viagra may not have been around, but where do you think the idea of oysters as an aphrodisiac came from? Men have always been looking for something to help keep it going longer. Dildos have been around forever, although the addition of batteries is a very welcome one. HIV/AIDS has definitely changed the sexual landscape over the past couple decades, but STD's themselves have been around for centuries.

And VH1 has reached The Foo - I love The Foo!!

Lovely photo Lee! I wish that I had the courage and the moolah to have you do a photo of me. I'm positive that it would change the way I see myself.
Minx

Joe....I was totally thinking John Holmes.

but do you consider the foo hard rock kat? more than green day for me but...

Gypsy....yes.

oh wow...just saw lee's photo. is that jane or gi?

also just saw seattle's chubby, kat loves girth, and sucks ass on the std!

Political pornography...you've created your own genre, Lee. I like it. Much better than what Joe and I were expecting.

No viagra...and no viagra commercials. Those were the days......

i think i am looking at the minx and ceu in this Skynyrd video! =)

Wow. I leave for a little bit and suddenly this becomes Bob Cesca's Goddamn Cock Blog.

On a related note, I was playing with my Wii - and enjoying a video game. BAM! See what I did there? You can't teach that.

i hate to say this but "drugs does music good"

i understand that is wrong grammer natzi's..get it, t in the nazi, grammar...oh forget it!

we know you were doing yoga on your wii fit...it's cool, you're among friends!

And to play along with the home game.

Age: 28
Sex: One time Wilt Chamberlain said to me "Damn, son, why you keep making me look bad?"
Location: You humans call it "a chair."
Sign: Pisces.
Penis Size: Nobody's laughed yet. (Out loud.)
Blood Sample: Guinness.

Wii?? Is that what they call it now? Be careful or you'll go blind!

Minx
BTW, those vids were a long time ago & ceu and I promised never to speak of them again.

>>>Wii?? Is that what they call it now?

Not everyone calls it that, Minx. But apparently those poor Redmond brothers....

gi...you know what song i love "november rain". have you heard it? does it mean anything to you? hehe...brother is dishing on you!

Sometimes I call it "Tommy Lee Jones." But that's neither here nor there.

And, Joe, scope out my book of face to see what Gyps Ahoy is talking about.

classic brother...

i bleed tequila and sneeze lime juice

have you noticed eyes enlarging while directed in general region? we keep our thoughts silent. this probably happened while you were looking at the boobies!

Minx,

"I'm positive that it would change the way I see myself."

I think it would change the way we see you, too.

I shot that at a brothel in a residential section of Santa Barbara about a dozen or so years ago. That makes it even better, to me...

Wait wait wait.

Women have eyes?!

Who knew, Red?

Obviously me.

And people say this blog isn't informative. Pfft.

Wazzup, Jane! How was the trip to da coast?

where is gi? jane's back...i blame her!

Yes, it would. On a personal level (and I think many of the wimmins would agree with me here) I've always had a love-hate relationship with the way my body looks and the pain it reflects. What I'm saying is that I think a photo by Carl may change that for the better.
Minx

Wilm and Car Beach were lurvely. The pine cones came from CB state park. The pasta at Phoenix was the not suck variety. The beach was also nice. Good little break. I am windburned.

I hear we have a Laffy in da (FB) house! How awesome.

Whoops! How about a photo by Lee? Not sure if Carl has the equipment.
Minx

who laffy be? i just found out qt isn't bob's female entity! i know, i was shocked too!

You picked a cold fucking day to come to the coast, but I'm glad you had fun. Phoenix is pretty decent - but my fav place was across the street. Nikki's has wonderful food of the non-meat variety.

>>>Not sure if Carl has the equipment.

*snickers*

Gypsy - Laffy is GottaLaff, Paddy's partner over on The Political Carnival. Snark queen extraodinaire and all-around lovely human being.

ahhh...getting a burst of energy. i think my body is getting redrunk from last night! one sock off, the other could go at any moment...i'm crazy like that

Well, it was a (fucking cold) day we all (finally) had off. And the choices of open restaurants weren't many, the sushi place across was open. But we needed a variety for that group.

Gypsy- look for Cliff/Paddy/Laffy in Bob's blog list.

P.S. Did ya close down C-town last night?

Alright, I'm gonna be old and hit the sack. Then go to bed! HA! Where do I get this stuff?

But, seriously, good night everybody.

G'night Redmond. Hope you find some decent boobs to snark about tomorrow.

Kat, that's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.

*sniff*

I love this forum.

AND tits!

what have you heard! hehe...did i make the news? non-ritz bj came into town, i got in a car and that is pretty much all i remember! i do recall trying to put a lit sparkler up some random girls skirt and a cop took it away from me! hehe

I think I'm going to bed too. The only thing on tv seems to be a Lockup marathon on MSNBC and that show terrifies me. See y'all tomorrow!

night brother! try to work in another nugget for us in your boob writing! this is so da vinci code right now!

Well, G'Night all, Thanks for the Boobies!
Gypsy, Let's talk--I have a photo idea...

Teh Minx

Nite Kat.

Gyps, you did check in at one point. (I remember getting chastised for climbing a palm in downtown C-town one NYE. Aaaaah youth...)

i prefer lockup abroad! that is terrifing! nite kat...don't use nite in another post you will be crucified for it!

minx...only if it comes with a spray tan and a shot prior to "say cheese"

yeah jane i saw that today! i personally think i did well since i don't remember doing it!

a palm? haha...not even a tree with limbs! that is kickass

jane you should move here! i think we could do a karaoke number so hot we would crash youtube!

Sorry friends I had to check out for a minute just to show Lee I wasn't fucking around.

I loved the photo. The mix of porn and patriotism is a wonderful thing that should only be expressed from a liberal point of view.

Yes, gypsy I like november rain for the longest gaiter solo ever. Plus I like the wedding song played by slash.

and by "hot" i mean "drunken screams sprinkled with i love yous"....i am off the refuel with tequila! sweet dreams to those sleeping i will try to keep it down

gi we miss you when you leave...bad gi bad!

I know I leave for a minute and the whole damn blog goes to sleep.

Yeah, Jocephus, it's your fault. Keep us up.

(That's what he said)

Jesus, did you guys read the story about the Iraq vet that shot a man in the movie theater? I have been waiting for this day. There will be more mark may words. Some of these guys are fucking nuts and will kill their entire families because mom forgot to make jello. Seriously, this are horrible events that will be more shit stains on Bush's record. Cock Sucker!!!

Jane, I always stay up(because I have sleeping problems, Jesus get your mind out of Lee's gutter).

Happy New Year Cescans!
I'm late but finally here tonight.
Just finished feeding my son and sticking his stinky paintball clothes in the washer.

It appears this has been a red hot thread tonight. I hope the spies funded through the Pornatriot Act don't descend on this blog and haul us away.

It seems I've arrived at the PTFB (Prime Time For Bed).
Well, for you AM re-visitors, have a beautiful morning and enjoy your day. Jan 2nd is always a great day, the day you apply what you want to change in the new year.

A poem:

A brand new year!
A clean slate on which to write
our hopes and dreams.
This year:
Less time and energy on things;
More time and energy on people.
All of life’s best rewards
deepest and finest feelings
greatest satisfactions
Come from people
People like you

Stolen from DI at answers.yahoo

>>>Jan 2nd is always a great day, the day you apply what you want to change in the new year

(I'll take some stitches and good drugs in a few hours)

>>for you AM re-visitors
*I'm so busted*