PTSD Moment caused by CBS

Please take a few minutes tonight and go kick KBR in the balls for stealing your taxes and hurting soldiers.

http://www2.iava.org/o/436/t/8492/petition.jsp?petition_KEY=1797

Howdy Joe. Have you shut Palin up yet?

And Jane? (I read last night's PTT...finally).

That is a matter that can't be openly discussed on the PTT. Should I kill the thread like we talked about last night?

He doesn't have to. I implanted a time sensitive device months ago, because i anticipated the call for her Heimlich need without anybody to administer it.

You have to anticipate things like that. You can never be too careful.

The more important question would be to ask Joe if he has recently spoken to God. Then you'll know if the 'job' is complete.

PPP, thanks for taking a chubby for the team.

Is that what we call your supply clay-clay now, Kat? God?

Kat,

Pay up!!!

Does Kat pay in puppies too?

I forget what Kat was paying. I did it just for the fun of it.

DP, she knows what she said. I have done this country a great service.

Evening ALL. Joe I just took a minute to kick some KBR balls just for you...and my cousin, and my other cousin, and my uncle and oh yeah his fucking wife...bastards! (KBR, not my vet peeps.)

Jane, what team?

And

Don't mention it

What's the Bay news today, chic? Protests? Make us happy.

Not only did I sign the petition I have told the IAVA my story and hopefully I can Erin Brokovich their corporate asses.

PPP, just watch it. It's Arrested Development, and only two minutes long. Fuck sake.

Joe, is that like taking a chubby for the country? The drugs, the drugs are making me a basket case.

Is Bob fucking with the comments again?

DP, now I can call you a bitch in person! Yay!

xxxooo

Jane I watched it. I must have missed your point

I'm lost too, P3. I thought it was the drugs I'm on.

Ah, I've been waiting all day for my verbal bitchslap from Jane.

Okay. Team Cesca. If you nuked the Palintologist the team thanks you (and I think you get a special present from Kat).

Well OPD closed/barricaded down Downtown Oakland at 3p today and made all the workers in the area leave.
Tension is rising as city officials still have their heads up their asses. BART meeting was taken over by community organizers (teh Evil) and ministers today venting pisstivity.
The city ain't on fire yet but man, oh man this shit is gonna blow if the DA doesnt come quick with the details of the non investigation investigation.

Jane, that is a lot of ball humor but from David Cross anything is funny. I have a CD of his were he calls Bush the worst president ever in 2001, moments after 9/11. Before the 9/11 truthers(ME) starting calling bullshit.

And kat would be shivering in anticipation?

Maybe?

Scrib,

I saw that shit today and screamed for joy. I saw a cop car on fire and no one got murdered so you guys are making progress. Keep going.

"If are going through hell, keep going." Winston Churchill.

Where the hell are all the angry people who were bitching today about Bush/Reid/Palin et al today? I was hoping for a commential bloodbath.

Oh The Christ™, Mr. The GI The Joe, you're not really a 9/11 Truther, are you? Please say that ain't so.

Adding: Today.

That was for you, Kat.

Scrib, what is the fucking problem? Is the cop so well connected they don't want to hurt his feelings by investigating him? I don't get it, why a big fucking internal review isn't being publicly paraded in front of the cameras (as was the murder of Grant) to settle the issue and calm the public.

>>Alright. Who do I have to give a blowjob to in order to keep this idiot from getting any more airtime? I mean, seriously - I am tired of hearing her whine. Give her some of Jane's blue cheese to go with it. Bah.

Posted by: Kat at January 8, 2009 3:05 PM

Hey, fuck off, Elvis. You explain why those towers "fell down" so "neatly" into their "own footprint" causing "minimal damage" to other buildings. When it's never happened before.

Ahhh, not puppies. Nooooot puppies.

Kat? You said it.

Elvis, I am not a card carrying member but I have doubts. Unchangeable doubts!!! So don't try me!

Oh, right. Silly me.

That's better.

Joe,

doubts about what? That there should have been dust?

All I know is that I have the world's most advance cell phone and that bitch don't work at 50,000 feet. So,"Let's Roll" Elvis.

And neither did Todd Beamer's, which is why he used the seat-back chair. So yes, "Let's Roll," bitch.

I just said "seat-back chair" when I meant "seat-back PHONE." My zingers are much more effective when I use the correct fucking words.

50,000 feet? Maybe 30,000, but these planes were all well on their descent before the cell calls started.

Building 7, Jet fuel vaporizing iron/titanium, a small hole in front of the Pentagon and a huge hole in the back( Missile style). Plus, I believe Osama is my spiritual leader and will save my soul so he couldn't be a bad man.

Umm, Joe?

They actually have footage of the plane crashing into the Pentagon

Heh. It's a party now.

They also have footage of people walking on the Moon.........(that oughta stir the pot.....)

Got quiet in here quick. Heh.

we went to the moon?

My offer still stands. One amazing, mind-blowing blowjob to whoever shuts up Mooselini. Joe, you'll enjoy southeast NC....not that you'll be paying much attention.

9/11 Truthers? Please...no...I'll be back in 30 minutes....

P3 - No.

Jeez, I thought I missed something

And Heidi Harris on Hardball uses the "They kept us safe since 9/11" card. And Tweety said "yeah, have to agree with that".
How did these people get to adulthood?

Looky. There are some things (a lot of things) that 9/11 truthers believe that are fairly far out there and conspiracy-theory-ey. But if you believe this situation was thoroughly explained by the same people everyone has been bitching about all damn day here...just follow the money.

And if Tweety says Dick "Cheeny" one more time I will explode.

DP,
a few things are going on.
1. BART transit police are separate from OPD. BART was supposed to be doing an internal investigation into the matter but terrorist copper's lawyer told him to go silent and not cooperate. BART threatened termination if he refused to cooperate so he resigned to avoid sharing. That worked out nicely for BART because shortly after they received the resignation their spokesperson said they were closing their internal investigation because he quit so its over. WHEW! They went on to tell Oakland residents that if they want justice see the D.A.
The punk ass D.A. has yet to say anything (8 days later) and OPD investigators are all running around with their tasers up their asses saying " We didn't kill the nigger this time do it's not our problem..unless the DA wants us to get involved. The DA response...*crickets*

2. This shit happens in Oakland all the time. This is the usual protocal. The community organizers march the streets with fuckin candles, everybody shouts for justice and they go home empty handed with fuckin dried wax all over their hands. After a few days protest dies and the city cuts a check to the murdered dude family.
This time the kids have video, you tube and are riding the wave of change and they are taking to the streets shouting "ENOUGH!"...and "Fuck da Police." Oh and setting shit on fire. LOL

I don't believe it has been thoroughly explained. That said, i don't believe a single thing the truthers have said

Looky. I'm a huge believer in Occam's Razor. And to my knowledge no Wacky Conspiracy Theory, ever, has been proven true. Except the one about gerbils in Richard Gere's bung, I know from personal experience that that one's true.

Hey DeePee, Cheney and family always pronounced it "cheeny" until 2000-2001, when the media mispronounced it so much it became the norm.

Skepticism is a healthy addition to your intellectual diet. Too much, however, makes you a batshit crazy.........

"Except the one about gerbils in Richard Gere's bung, I know from personal experience that that one's true. "

Then it's not just a theory anymore?

Scrib--
1. How fucking convenient for all involved (except the people who give a damn).

2. I hate seeing the destruction of the community as the result of frustration over number one, but I can see that enough seems to be enough in the collective mind of Oakland.

I was just trying to kill the thread. I made a bet with Jane yesterday. I have failed. Anyway, I am stepping out for awhile but I will be back please let the 9/11 stuff go. I was just fucking around. "WE'VE LANDED ON THE MOON!!!!"

Oh Christ, Tweety's right? Fuck me.

Elvis, don't forget the gallons of sperm pumped out of Rod Stewart's stomach.

Well said, Mr. or Mrs. The Lame Duck.

Joe, you're just getting to the Richmond area traffic on your way to eastern NC and need to pay attention to traffic.

Mmmmmmm, sperm.

Tweety is right like a broken clock.

And sorry, Jane, I didn't mean to call you Christ. I'll stick to Shirley.

Turn the car around, Joe. No blowjob tonight. I just heard the sound.

DP,
Good news for us is our city has been destroyed since the '89 earthquake. They never rebuilt our shit. Downtown Oakland is a freakin' dilapidated ghost town really.
Burning this bullshit down would be a positive for us. THEN we could rebuild a city of the people, for the people and by the people.
We used to have a booming warehouse district along the waterfront but city officials decided to take the business away from local families(some who owned for decades), gut them and turn the into lofts for sale. Most Oakland residents can't afford the price tag so they sit practically fucking empty because the San Francisco young hipster professionals they were trying to attract hate Oakland too much to take the bait. So while the waterfront area looks pristine and new the rest of Oakland looks like the 9th Ward post Katrina.

"In an interview with The Associated Press, Cheney also said that Bush has no need to apologize for not foreseeing the economic crisis.

"I don't think he needs to apologize. I think what he needed to do is take bold, aggressive action and he has," Cheney said.

"I don't think anybody saw it coming," he said."

This is some good revisionism right here. I worked in financial services for the last ten years and the 8-10 year mortgage cycle is common knowledge (historically, the real estate/mortgage business cycles boom/bust over that period). Also, there were a lot of low-ranking managers (like myself) that saw the shit hitting the fan back in 2006. And if we saw it, "experts" should have seen it too.

But, this is all about painting the picture that Bush did a great job as pres-o-dent.

So uh... if Sarah Palin was on the "democrat" ticket the media would've treated her soooo much better. So true, Sarah. So true.

It's okay, DP. I speak jive.

So do you get payment upfront, or do you actually have ot shut him up first?

That was old video tape and don't ruin my special night with Kat. I am seriously leaving for a workout.(not BJ)

If Sarah were on the Democratic ticket, John McCain would be getting inaugurated.

Scribblojevich: And they'd do to Oakland what they want to do (are doing) to NOLA, sell it to the highest bidder, not give it back to the people.

That's sad, Scribblechic. And thanks for the history lesson on Oakland. I know little about it beyond the Raiders, and they've not been in the winning column lately either.

Where did I see Cheney today, saying "yeah I told Leahy to fuck himself"? He really doesn't even try to hide it any more.

Jane, you and I will always have this special connection through "Airplane". It makes my eyes mist.

KO opener with flames and evil laugh. Epic.

Joey, have you ever seen a grown man naked?

Elvis, do ya like movies about gladiators?

Say, here's a little-known factoid: in the original script for Airplane, the role played by Kareem Abdul-Jabbar was originally written for Pete Rose.

I like my coffee black. Like my men.

Will Palin's compliment to KO cause his head to inflate so large that he can no longer enter the studio? I think they will have to install a garage door for KO entrance/egress.

- What kind of plane is it?
+ Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big Tylenol.

Roger Murdock: Flight 2-0-9'er, you are cleared for take-off.
Captain Oveur: Roger!
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: L.A. departure frequency, 123 point 9'er.
Captain Oveur: Roger!
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Victor Basta: Request vector, over.
Captain Oveur: What?
Tower voice: Flight 2-0-9'er cleared for vector 324.
Roger Murdock: We have clearance, Clarence.
Captain Oveur: Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?
Tower voice: Tower's radio clearance, over!
Captain Oveur: That's Clarence Oveur. Over.
Tower voice: Over.
Captain Oveur: Roger.
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: Roger, over!
Roger Murdock: What?
Captain Oveur: Huh?
Victor Basta: Who?

God...I love Airplane quotes...

Shit, I go for a smoke and miss the Airplane-fest.

It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.

Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

Famous Jewish Sports Legends.

I haven't seen anything like this since the Anita Bryant concert.

Short Story: When I worked for UUNET a bunch of us went to lunch one day in Tyson's Corner and were sitting around shooting the shit when I mentioned, apropos of nothing, that Lloyd Bridges had died. There was some general harumpfing and muttering and one of those perfect lulls kicked in, which my best friend filled with absolutely priceless deadpan timing by saying: "Looks like he picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue."

I don't think I've ever laughed so hard in my life.

A hat. A lovely brooch. A pterodactyl.

Bob never has regular coffee at home.

I used that line earlier this week...and the person I said it to didn't get it. :(

Such supple, pouting breasts...

That person was a fucking idiot, Ceu.

...And Leo's getting laaaaaarger!"

Internal stitches, Elvis! I can't read shit that funny.

All right, get me Hamm on five; hold the Mayo.

You want me to have an abortion, don't you?

Yeah, Elvis...but have you ever tried to explain what the line means? it only makes things worse & more awkward. Not a pretty sight.

See, they missed a better joke there, DP. There were different colored courtesy phones there, so they should have had him on a red phone and the operator say "I have an emergency call from a Mr. Hamm on the WHITE courtesy phone." Then he could have said, "Give me Hamm on WHITE hold the mayo." Much funnier.

Johnny, how bout some coffee?

No thanks!

Time for me to catch up...

Keith on Elvis Presley's birthday:
blah, blah, blah sing, blah, blah, blah hips, blah, blah, blah toilet.

I'm going to hell for laughing at that...

Anyone else see The Big Bus?

I ate the seats! I ate the luggage! I boiled the floormats, just like they taught us!...You eat one lousy foot they call you a cannibal.

Damn, we need to rewrite it.

My dog is barking at the world's best persons. What the fuck?

Hello, Axl. How's the tat feeling?

Is your dog a Cubs fan?

She's never expressed an interest in hockey.

@ dontpanic:

I mean, hurts like usual. Good hurt though, looks awesome so I'm happy with it...

Sarah Palin claims class warfare?! You mean "class" as opposed to "no class" Sarah?

Um, that was a joke. Sorry. I might be *arrk* taken seriously there. I don't do baseball.

Nothing like getting a tattoo to get the happy juices flowing in the brain. Till the pain sets in and it starts to scab over.

Yeah, the process is kind of whack but it's totally worth it though. : )

KO's head is swelling by the moment. His head almost popped after that interview with Margaret Carlson.

I agree. I had to stop at 4 and a do-over 5th (my Carolina Panthers' logo). I was running out of real estate that my dad couldn't see with regular tee shirts and jeans on. He would have freaked.

Did anyone else think Jon Stewart totally dropped the ball on Rachel's interview last night? He did most of the talking and didn't come close to illustrating how truly awesome she is. I was very disappointed.

Wow. Did anyone else just see the commercial from something like The International Coalition of Christians & Jews?
"Call now and stand with Israel. Your donation will help save the lives of innocent men, women, and children in Israel"
No mention of the hundred times more Palestinians who have died in the past 9 days...
Not that they're under an obligation to mention them - they are, after all, raising money for some Israeli cause. But, it's shit like this that people see & believe - that's it's poor Israel that's being victimized by the big bad Palestinians, even though they've got fucking TANKS in the street in Gaza!
Sorry - that ad kinda pissed me off.....

I had the feeling he was nervously in awe of her. Maybe I was projecting what my reaction would be on Stewart.

I'll cosign that one Elvis... Rachel's interview with Colbert was much better.

I love Stewart but really he only does well with opposition. When he's talking to people he agrees with, he just... I don't know, it's almost like he gets kind of awkward.

Hi Chris. You're supposed to drop in and tell us how Lebanon launched The Big One today or something.

Yeah, Stewart gets a little gushy around those he respects, with that shrill fake laugh and the half-turn and arms-up thing he does. Very awkward. I prefer his opposition interviews as well.

I didn't know Chris was a Lebanese.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Yikes! I didn't get the script! I don't know what my next line is!!

Okay, Phase One of the Attack Against Pinheaded Air Force Fuckholes has begun. I sent a brief letter to the Southern Poverty Law Center today directing their attention to The Photograph and asking them to please make some noise about it. We'll see what they say.

Of course my case against Intolerance and The Hate may be weakened indeed if they actually visit the blog in question and see me saying, "PS - Dear Mr. The Colonial Marine: You're a disgrace and a fucking racist. Eat shit." That may cut into my case a little bit.

Oh no, wait! I sent the letter to SPLC using my real name. So fuck them, they'll never know! Huzzah!

...Unless they read GDAB. Then I'm fucked.

It's improv, Ceu - just wing it.

I was hoping it would be a double segment with Rachel on TDS last night, but alas, it was not to be. My other beef (albeit small) is that although I know Rachel doesn't play for my team, I always hope she'll play the lipstick lesbian role just to satisfy my fantasies. But once again, she came out in an oversized black buttoned down shirt... and red sneakers. I still love her.

Carlos, seeing her in street clothes makes me slightly less straight.

Goodness. Bob Dole's looking like Mr Potatohead these days, eh?

Mmmmm...Rachel and Jane....

I don't know, Packy....I can really step in it when I go rogue.

>>>Oh no, wait! I sent the letter to SPLC using my real name. So fuck them, they'll never know! Huzzah!

Unless one of them reads this blog...

El Myst, then he's fucked.

D'oh you got there first yourself... Must... refresh...faster!

@ceu- Those guys don't care about the Israelis anymore than they care about the Palestinians. They just need the Israelis to build a new Temple so that Jesus can come back and cast all the Jews into the lake of fire.

New Burning Man! Different Desert! I'm there.

Rachel and Michelle Bernard?

Hey! A propos of nothing, I saw my mayor today, pumping gas. He has his own bumper sticker on his car.

(He's one of the Good Ones.)

Drink, Drink, Drink...

Joe: Know anybody who was tere at Ground Zero? I was. Tell you about it sometime, and you and everyone can believe anything you please.

QT

Spend all day on intertoobs: check
Eat late: check
Stand in cold and smoke cigar: check
Pass out from exhaustion: next

I just saw a nearly full moon (that I'm assuming the rest of you have access to, barring clouds). It's my first since the womb was snatched. Will I go batshit crazy or bay at it? Both times I was driven to the hospital to have something expelled from said womb, I sat staring at a full moon--and both of those expulsions found ways to make me crazy at various times over the years. I'm a little nervous about this. Watch the NC papers if I don't show up tomorrow night.

Have someone lock you in a room until tomorrow morning, DP.

DP,

So, every time you see a full moon, you pop another muffin out of the oven?

Good idea, BC. As a precaution. Garlic? For the kid?

G'night.

Good god, no! That oven stopped at 2 and had access to the burners cut off by a surgeon years ago. But without that, who knows.

Whaoooooooooooo. And goooood night. Really this time.

I just got notifiedisized by email. Check out my next phone.

http://www.palm.com/us/products/phones/pre/index.html?sssdmh=dm13.189859

strategery

QT,

Tell us about it now, if you will

hi all.

i see the thread is dead. thread is dead, hehe. my lyrical flow is so sick.

i will just be here talking amongst myselves.

oooo, i would like to see the continuation of the 9/11 thing!

Wow, y'all. I go off to watch a movie (nothing stellar, Keira looking like she totally needs a fucking cheeseburger in 'The Duchess'), and I can't figure out what y'all are talking about when I get back.

So, yea Chris. I saw the ad the other day too. Pissed me off.

Only two things matter!

#1.Rachel Maddow does not own a TV machine!

#2. ELVIS is back! YOU GET THAT! Elvis is back!

I could die happy as a skunk in hell tonight!

I've heard your flow is sick, Gyps.

Sorry, I had to step out for a minute and work my gluts. I am back and fully read up on Elvis' desire to destroy some hate. Go Elvis.

QT, use FB if it is really juicy. I don't want to cause another PTT civil war.

Hiya, Gyp! You insane person.

where'd everybody go?

I'm here!! I'm here!! And I wanna see Joe's gluts. Miaow.

just a follow up on previous liddy thread.

i think liddy is right size does matter. but as a straight girl it is more important that he wants to stict it in my direction...

http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/4435/cruise1vc3.jpg

and i always pass on the stache! who wants their lady hair dreadlocking with a foodstache?!

Is that a real picture, Gyps? Or this that some photoshopped shit? Goddamn, that is disturbing.

And haven't we had the size discussion before?

don't know about the pic kitty.

and yes we have had the size convo...but really can you ever get tired of talking about it?

Arrrgh!!!! My eyes! MY EYES!!! It burns! IT BUUUUUURRNS!

Not me. I love huge boobs

elvis, gi, carl either start a fight about 9/11 or rehash penis size GO!

Huge MAN boobs?!

The Thread II: It Lives

(Tagline: Size does matter!)

whahhhh...who else got spammed by our little theo?

Whoa, don't get me involved in the 9/11 fight. I had nothing to do with it.

It's a sock, gyps

I just wanted to make sure we had discussed, Gyps. I consider it a public service message, you know. And from now on, if we're gonna see boobs, can we see Redmond-style boobs?

jane from hell? shocker!

did someone say boobs?

i am getting a weird feeling elvis and gi are in an empty parking lot slapping each other over conspiracy theories!

Mmmmm, don't I wish, Gyp.

That dude's package was huge. I am impressed. And...

Bush flew one of the planes into towers and parachuted out with his huge old man package and walked down to Rudy and they exchanges BJs of joy after killing 3000 Americans. Oh, and elvis was part of it.

Do you want me to post the formula again?

how did i miss dingle calling me insane? he totally knows the way to my heart!

Gyps is a total masochist.

Well that is good kat because I am a sadist.

Jane, for someone who was so down on FB, you sure are workin' it, girl.

yeah kat. "safewords" never leave home without um!

bc, i feel jane is the sole reason my computer runs 1.4 seconds slowly! hehe

Oh NOES! Looks like Theo might have a little FB virus thing working.

I am in love with Jane's new picture. I'm seriously gonna have to Obamacon me.

See you ladies at home... Heh, heh. If the guys want to come along, so be it.

Ohhh..that sounded like an invite, Carlos. ;)

Kat, the link was on Political Carnival. (Obamicon)

Nothing juicy in the Ground Zero story. Its only recently that I can tell it without tears, and I wasn't even as affected as some. But I was there, and I will share on the subject. Probably my own blog so as not to thread kill. And not till after I finally fulfill my promise to Jane on gay marriage.

I dearly regret opening the liddy "size" pic. But now that I know that Liddy has interest in male "packages" I absolutely have tremendous sympathy for our fearless Bob. (Buy his book to figure out what that means.)

QT

Gyps - someone got spammed by me? WTF?

i have a question qt or anyone that was in ny on 911...

do you think the rest of the nation felt the same emotions as you on that day or that we can't fully understand that day?

Sorry I'm coming late on this, I was looking for GDAB Quotes of the Week and saw that I apparently spammed people.

theo is a dirty spam spreader! that sentence just made gi very happy!

Hmmmm, spreader!!!

I just lost at Hold'Em with a full house of Q's/K's. Redmond has stolen my mojo, fucker. I hope he gets days upon days (possibly weeks) of Speedos on the beach. Men....displaying their packages...for the world to see. And girls wearing t-shirts. Yep. I did it.

where did everyone go? i guess i am back to laughing and bonding with my selves!

Wait, tell me what happened! If I'm accidentally spamming people, Jane will come and murder me!

By the by, Jane, that Ayo post has driven me to another glass of wine. My liver appreciates the contribution.

something about photos being up at random sites theo.

Theo WTF are you talking about with "boilwish dat cam"?

Hey, what? Theo, you spamming again?

Gyps, you need your own My Goddamn Face. It's therapeutic.

Kat, we have to have a virtual intervention on the poker. But keep up the Voodoo on Red. More speedos! More dreams of Paris! More (she din't go there-oh yeah she did) Amy Winehouse nips!!!

@Gypsy: Depends on where in NY you were, and if you had family in the area. Everything feels different if you're personally and directly affected.

My young son was in New Jersey but it took years for him to get over the trauma of thinking he'd lost his mom.

QT

joe, that sounds like a site you would actually be on!

Kat, I posted one last night just for you...lemme find it...ok, here.

Woke up singing that one to myself all day.

Oh, I got spammed with that a while ago - it sure as hell wasn't me sending that, guys.
I will say, though, that in a year and half of having a facebook, it was the only spam I got.

anybody else think elvis is a fickle bitch? he giveth then taketh away!

I have had a clean bill of health and theo goes and gives a WTD.

Jane, get my rifle cleaning kit(long cotton swabs to test male soldiers for STDs).

That's hot, Jane. (Sending more Paris voodoo to Red)

Here's one I like, but I'm a total idiot about html, so you'll have to do it the old fashioned way...but there is really nothing wrong with doing it the old fashioned way...in fact, I like....nevermind, I got sidetracked. Here's the vid:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nd-A-iiPoLg

Is it wrong that I want to Ravage Ana Marie Cox?

Ooh, Dana Perino is on TDS lying her little ass off. "We're transferring everything to the National Archives." HAHAHAHAHAAA!!!

Kat, nice. (Like the photography too.)

Reminds me of Nick Drake's Pink Moon.

like a star by corinne bailey rae is my fav.

Kat, what site do you play poker on? Or "on which site do you play poker?"

Nice save for the grammar natzis, Carlos. I play poker through Facebook. I'll send you a link to you, so don't delete me like Theo. :)

I'm back. I think I've got Elvis safely ensconced in the basement again. For now.

Cool, Kat. I play on Poker Stars, even though it's technically illegal in the US, so shhhh, don't tell anyone.

i'm going to play a couple games of pool. i need a name to go by. suggestions? i use to "hustle" in college. well, as much as a girl in college can hustle.

How about "Do the hustle!" ?

I am shocked, shocked, to hear that there is gambling going on here.

Whatever, Carl. I've played on Poker Stars too. I expect if they are going to get me, it will be for something worse. Like offering Joe a blowjob to feed Caribou Barbie too much blue cheese.

Carl - How do you get it to let you play real money?
Contact me on the FB if necessary, so as not to spill the beans.

Well, I just got a $258.64 gas bill for the month of December. Mother of God that is fucking horrible. I guess I will lower my thermostat to 60 degrees and buy some Snuggies. Jesus.

so it is the gambling that gets you? not the gimps in your basement or the fact we require penis/bra size before we allow anyone into our GDA click?

I am just watching Rachel and didn't realize that racism helps you get elected in the GOP.

If that is true, doesn't that mean the RNC is a hate group?

joe you need to move down here. i was in a bikini sunday and monday.

Joe, you have puppies. Paste them to your body to keep warm (puuuuuuppppppiessss).

Gyps, you're such a tease. But what a coincidence because just yesterday I was imagining you in a bikini.

I really think I am going to sell them. I know that is going to get me a virtual kick in the balls from DP but I need to recover my losses here.

The baby daddy is glued to the GF and the baby mama is to much of a spasmodic bitch to leave the puppies for ten seconds.

I lol at the RNC chair candidates bragging about FB friends. Heh. It's November 5 all over again!

Yeah, like Ken Blackwell has 4000 friends. But it shows you his counting skills.

Kat, send me that invite again. I screwed up. But I think I got it now.

Carlos, I bet 2500+ are under 18.

Not to be a complete stereotypical white male but where the fuck did they find two black male Republicans? Are they being held hostage? I swear I saw one of them blinking morris code. "The crackers are actually the Klan and have my family in their basement."

These fucking people are childish. "I have 4000 Facebook friends." Which leads me to ask, what the fuck are you doing, hanging on FB all fucking day?! That'll be a great use of RNC money.

Carl, do you think they "gift" eachother blowjobs?

I saw them blinking, "Damn, we're so fucking stupid, we're the only two black Republicans in this room."

No, I think you got it Carlos.

Is there something wrong with hanging out on MyFace all day? *blinks*

They send each other Bathroom Stall Pokes.

Did someone say bikini?!

Janerooski:
That's a rhetorical question, right?

No, Redmond. They said hot man Speedo.

We have bikinification, Red. Confirm! We have bikinification.

Even better!

I mean, uh, gross. Ew. Joe stop typing on my laptop.

HA! I'm not the only one who noticed that Donate to Israel commercial earlier!
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/ProIsrael_group_has_evangelical_and_Abramoff_0107.html

It was the International Fellowship of Christians and Jews.

And surprise, surprise:
However, IFCJ has enjoyed strong support from such right-wing religious stalwarts as Pat Robertson, the late Jerry Falwell, and Pastor John Hagee
and
IFCJ's supporters also include two close associates of convicted felon Jack Abramoff -- Rabbi Daniel Lapin and Ralph Reed.

Roger that, Jane. I'm going to need a 1040 on those boobs. Over.

1040? Like your taxes? Dude...you seriously need a new accountant if you are paying taxes on your hookers....umm...I mean...."assistants."

How was the boob mine today, Red?

Watch out for Pink Lung.

i'm back, no tables open. i did almost get hit by a car though.

Red, here's a map.

And it's a 10-20, btw.

Taxes? What are those? Eh, I'm sure if they're important someone will kick in my door to get them.

And, Jane, the boob mine was a cold bitch today. But fortunately I finished mining a deep vein that'd been nagging me all week. I'll be doing some light chiseling tomorrow then retreating for the weekend to do miner-like things which I'm assuming involve electronic bulls, Budweiser and repeated viewings of Road House.

oops Hi Gypsy! Just sending Red your way.

Gypsy, I'm going to need you to get back in the bikini and smile for the spy satellite I'm sending your way. And by spy satellite I mean Joe with a digital camera. Get driving, brother.

can i just say mr. dingleberry brings out the absolute dumbest side of myself! just putting that out there for the record.

Pink Lung? I think I had that once on spring break. I got over it.

I am stepping out again to watch,"The God That Wasn't There."

Whoa! talk about teh taint - just readin down the PTT and I got Libby speedo'd. Sheesh don't hang wit me now.

It took fereva to read the end of yesterday and this evening's PTTs. This thing is going prolific.

haha...was he the perv which almost took me out just now? i was playing volleyball but if you remember the bra size i'm no jane or kat!

Well, I'll be getting woken up in 90 minutes by a phone call from Joe. Enjoy the movie, bro.

I just totally downloaded Hinder's new album. They remind me of my high school hair band days - I can't help it.

And Joe, isn't that movie also called "The Love Guru?"

Hinder?! KAT, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

love guru! kat just busted gi! i am now waiting for redmond to defend it! hehe

I can't help it Redmond!!!! It's like they are Poison re-incarnated!!! They just draw....me....in.....

(save me!!!)

God damnit! Spam was sent to every single one of my friends! Motherfucking jackasses!

Yeah, Theo. I don't know how it happens.

Not me, Theo!! I'm immune with my special Hinder-shield. It's ferosh.

Hinder?! You don't understand, Kat. I once managed a CD store. The sound of Hinder is like nails on a chalkboard. Or Sarah Palin's voice. Or all your MyFace Poker money going to me wait I love that sound.

i have been singing "beast of burden" all day. someone give me a new song!

Redmond, you are such a bastard, I don't care what my stepmother says. I hope you have days of David Spade's skinny white legs in khaki shorts. Pfftt..

Great, so much for my boob factory. Thanks, Kat, you've deprived the world of laughter. And for what? Hinder. My God, what have you done....

Hinder's "Without You," Gyps?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtdxgmBbE6Y

Laughter, Redmond? Have you ever seen David Spade's legs?

Well, Kat, once at the Playboy Mansion.

Wait, he paid me never to talk about that or where we hid Ralph Macchio's body.

Why am I having typefuck issues? And am I alone in my struggles? (Not rhetorical.)

David Spade's legs? This thread has gone down an avenue that frightens me.

Let's talk about Underworld again.

Jane loves that shit.

Awesome! Mmmmmmm.... Kate Beckinsale....

Yes, Jane. I told TypeFucker to fuck off months ago. (or whenever The Bob Cesca turned it off)

And actually, Hinder is a mere sideroad. I'm on a total Iron and Wine binge right now. Anybody got any weed?

Huh what geek blah huh?

kat, i know you are really downloading this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZ-FAV9fBII

jane, i don't use typepad. i could NEVER get anything posted!

I've never seen any of the Underworld duo? trilogy? quadruplogy? quintuplogy? But Kate is insanely hot. I'd fuck her.

trying to sign out. Goddamn innernets.

But do I have to (not) sign in repeatedly?

Kat, they're actually some good fun for vampire movies... if you're into that, as clearly Jane is, but hiding her love for the Underworld series.

I don't have any problems with TypePad.

Then again, I'm handsome and bend things to my will.

Jane - under 'Post a comment,' just type your name and email and the 'remember me - yes.' Boom! No more typing in your name. No more Typekey.

Mayor Dellums went to the protest scene Wednesday night to urge for calm. He and several council members then led a group toward City Hall and further addressed them.

"Even with our anger and our pain, let's still address each other with a degree of civility and calmness and not make this tragedy an excuse to engage in violence," Dellums said. "I don't want anybody hurt, I don't want anybody killed."

Dellums had directed the city's police department to conduct a third investigation into Grant's killing and to treat the incident as a homicide.

Maybe the officials are starting to get serious in Oakland. We can only hope.

Gyps - you know, I'm thinking that Kelis isn't discussing that lovely blend of ice cream & milk. But that it just a hunch.

kate is hot. let me just pick up on something from earlier. rachel as a lipstick! i don't think so. maybe it is because i am straight but when she has on a button-up/tie/blazer and pairs it with jeans and tennies...day-ummmmm!

(Well fuck, kids, you have to fill out two slots (heh) every time if you're not signed in. Or am I doin it wrong?)

Now, I can get behind vampires and zombies.

anyone noticed fergusons tiny hands? they are REALLY tini wini! i shall not focus! it is kinda like colbert's crazy ear! once you fix in on it it becomes extremely freakish!

They should make a movie where Hobbits fight Ewoks.

I think America is ready, Hollywood.

Rachel's not a lipstick. But neither is she the opposite. She's a lovely blend in the middle which is uniquely Rachel and gorgeous and sexy and...well, y'all know.

Click to 'remember me,' Jane. That eliminates re-typing. Which I'm all about since I'm a lazy, high-maintenance bitch.

Jane - Stupid question, did you click the "Remember Me?" button?

Gyps - that may work for you as a female, but I'd rather see the MSNBC version. I do love the birthmark on her neck. Yummy.

Are the UnderwearWorld movies the ones where the people get angle cut by a sword and there little ole slices slide off sideways?

jane just pick remember me! and you had come so far with the facebook thing! for shame for shame

Kat, unless you've been cited for child neglect, I doubt that you're lazier than me.

And you don't have to answer that. One a them rhetorical things.

Ferguson has tiny hands? Goddammit. I've never noticed. That just ruins everything then. You know what they say about boys with small hands....

Has anyone seen "Fur: An Imaginary Portrait of Diane Arbus"? What a freaky movie. I've never had the chance to watch the whole thing in one sitting, but it's on now, so I'll stay up for the end.

Yes, BJ, Kate slices the guy's head clean in half. Delayed decapitation. Awesome!

redmond you in boob withdrawls or submerged in them. it is always one of the two with you!

fuuuuuck I had clicked remember me. I had no problems from mid-November until this fucking goddamn week. This is what was going on back in the day (ahhh, remember the ol' "fuck typekey" days?).

Curiously I saw Bob posting his "test test" shit this week too. Coincidence? I think not.

Well, fuck Craig Ferguson and his tiny married hands.

Bitch.

Can I briefly express how irritated I am that "The Bachelor's" promo ads feature a shot with him and his kid? God, that shit irritates the fuck out of me. Don't pull that "single parent" bullshit with me. I'll turn all GItheJoe on your ass.

Ahhh....the "fuck typekey" days. I sort of miss them, but not really.

Jon Elliott is always so proud of himself when John Zogby is a guest on his show.

John Zogby is probably the most overrated, consistently wrong pollster in America... and Jon Elliott is a moron.

Can I briefly express how irritated I am that "The Bachelor" is back for another season?

Frommell, I love the name changes - very entertaining.

has anyone watched "ghost ship"...watch this shit...go to 3:35 for the slicing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcLdd7E4LaA

That's some pretty fucked up shit right there.

gyps, those people aren't half what they used to be.

mg, i totally have to take it southern with you and say "bless your heart"! he never stops trying to make the ptt more than it is!

Makes me want to go cruising.

Well, all I've got to peel off to bed. Night all.

I'm off to bed! Because if I stay up much longer, I'll probably end up buying the Chic Shaper.

haha ritzy...that is the bad comedy i like! i think you might like this...

what did the snowman say after another one asks if he smells bad??????

you smell like a carrot to me!

hahaha...boo hisss get off the stage...hehe

Goodnight all. See you tomorrow.

good night bc, bjritz

nite kitty kat

Holy shit. It's really hopping around here tonight.

Is Jane in the house? Craig Ferguson got married, and it made me cry. He's so f-ing hot...why'd he have to get married?

Ady- ships in the night. Fuck sake, we need emails and such as.

Tell me about it...

Why are you "jane from the hell" now? Can you believe that shit about Craig Ferguson? Suddenly the feather and sexy bits routine just doesn't have the same effect on me. WTF was he thinking?

Dammit Leigh I am biangulating you. Join teh Faceplace and the GDAB Cescans group so I know where to send a message! This is so random I feel like I'm on a scavenger hunt.

I'm right here too. I just answered you over there...shit. Pick a spot!

(for DP's eyes only)
1. There was another jane on here today.
2. Jane from hell is my normal username.
3. When I signed up here, I was trying to be anonymous (and we all know how well that has worked out).
4. Collect underpants.
5. ???
6. The whole type keypad thingy.
7. Victory!!

Oh, how do I join the GDAB Cescans group? I was taking care of a sick kid last week, so I couldn't play but he's better now...so I'm free at last.

Jane from the hell...you're making me laugh hysterically. Shhhh. I might wake up other sleeping people in my house.

Fuck we are still passing in the night. If you're on teh FB, search for Jane Frommell. And "GDAB Cescans" group but the admin is asleep right now if he's not as crazy as us, so he can't admit you till he wakes up.

I'm back here now, damn it!!! How do I get on FB? I'm not down with the Facebook and/or MySpace stuff...I think I might be too old for that stuff.

awww damn. okay, send an email to janefromhell at any major free email. Chances are you'll hit me.

Lost in Cyberspace!

Now Theo will Spam me. And still no Leigh. Bitch.

I'm here AND over there...you're faster than me. Actually, I wanted a smoke, so I had to go out to the fucking garage. It's cold out there. My nipples could cut glass right now. Brrrr.

RED! You've been summoned.

AH HA we're in the SAME place at the SAME time now. Stay put!

Yes ma'am! Besides, Bob doesn't have every fucking comment sent to his in box. (Poor Paddy & Laffy.)

Oh shit. I forgot that all of the comments over there go thru their in boxes. Fuck. Are you at gmail.com and/or yahoo.com? I do have a good question for you.

So if you're serious about facespace, I recommend making a free email that you'll never use, and sign up (in case it "accidentally" spams your inbox with word about your profile). If you wanna make up a name, just avoid words like damn, shit, hell, fuck, etc. They don't seem to like that. Also they're fussy about name changes later on. Beware of people from the real world seeking you out.

Once you're on, do not poke people (or return pokes!), or take quizzes. Apparently FB has evil tentacles and will tell your child's Sunday school teacher that you like porn or something. Proceed cautiously.

>>(for DP's eyes only)
1. There was another jane on here today.

(Yes, it took me this long, taking major breaks)
What? Are we referring to the Ms. Fromthere and you are telling me that that person does not want to be googled so I should STFU even though it was accidental? Gotcha. Or not. You have my triangulation. Hit me on one so I know what you mean by this secret communique. Underpants? I give. Or...there was really another Jane on here? I'm so lost. And the new PTT is only hours away. Shit. (and a sympathy Fuck Keypad for you)

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¿se ríen personas de mí?

¡chica está muy loca!

¡e;chica está muy loca!

ok...not an symbol/entity pro yet but ritz you have changed my life!!!

i am waiting for the red word link how to! jane tried and i thought she was just speaking in tongue!

>):a href="http://www.bobcesca.com/">):my fav blog>):/a>):

fingerd crossed...

man...what did i do wrong??? qt inspect previous post and tell me what i did wrong!

>):a href="http://www.bobcesca.com/":)):/a:)

another try at this...

ok..that is not what i typed...i will wait for help. i am a such a loser! =(

see..i can't even call myself a loser properly!

Help on the way. For the post you want, if you just want the link to work, I think you can just say http://www.bobcesca.com

So it's like this:

[a href equals "bobcesca dot com"]bobcesca dot com[/a]

substitute > for ] and the opposite triangle for [ and of course make all the other corrections.

(for some reason, the opposite of ">" is automatically read as code, and won't show up on the board.)

QT

Well - I attempted to provide instructions, but the filter keeps eating my instructions. Sorry. You'll have to read the instructions in the original thread or on facebook.

QT