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January 6, 2009
Don't Squeeze the Taint
For an outfit known for its lack of drama, Team Obama has become a downright thrill show.Bill Richardson! Rick Warren! Rod Blagojevich! Roland Burris! Talk about a ride through the fun house.
Whah-huh? Those last two -- Blagojevich and Burris? The Obama transition had absolutely nothing to do with any of it. Which Simon apparently knows...
President-elect Barack Obama doesn’t bear responsibility for all these speed bumps...
Then why list them? Oh that's right. Taint. Roger Simon loves to squeeze the taint.
See his process? Squeeze the taint, then run away. A successful drive-by tainting by Politico's Mr. Whipple.
Filed under: Barack Obama || Blagojevich || Christianity || Evangelicals || Media || Obama Transition || Religion || Rick Warren || Taint
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Posted By Bob Cesca | January 6, 2009 8:56 AM
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Has anyone else read Rick Warren's masterful self-help book, The Purpose-Driven Taint? I'll tell you what, that book got me through some tough times. And Rhonda Byrne's big Secret? Taint! Whodathunkit! Or you could always turn to Elizabeth Gilbert's wonderful meditation Eat, Pray, Taint (careful with the order on that one, you'll end up praying you don't have to eat the taint). Harried suits worried about encroaching layoffs could spend a few hours with Who Moved My Taint, but I prefer the simple exposition of The Seven Taints of Highly Effective People (the chapter on Donald Trump's taint, alone, is worth the price of admission).
Adding: Taint!
Posted by: Elvis Dingeldein at January 6, 2009 9:41 AM
Yeah, well...Simon's the one who ends up with ass juice all over his face.
Posted by: jen at January 6, 2009 9:50 AM
Is this the official return of Elvis D???
Also Politico sucks, sun rises, water found to be wet.
Posted by: Travis D at January 6, 2009 10:29 AM
