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January 4, 2009
We Can Do It!
If the far-right can rally together to have a Dunkin Donuts commercial pulled off the air because of Rachel Ray's stupid "evildoer" scarf, then we should be able to get The Today Show to cancel Ann Coulter's appearance on Tuesday.
Or, if they insist upon having her on, they should at least ask her if she keeps her surgically-removed penis in a jar -- like the Brundlefly.
See what I did there? I made an outrageous and unfounded remark with the sole purpose of stirring up controversy.
Can I be on The Today Show now?
Filed under: Ann Coulter || Far-right || Media
Posted By Bob Cesca | January 4, 2009 7:26 PM
Comments
Yes you can
Posted by: Political Party Pooper
at January 4, 2009 7:31 PM
Or, if they insist upon having her on, they should at least ask her if she keeps her surgically-removed penis in a jar -- like the Brundlefly.
See what I did there? I made an outrageous and unfounded remark will the sole purpose of stirring up controversy.
Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Posted by: Redmond
at January 4, 2009 7:35 PM
On Tuesday, I will be looking for her/his adam's apple. It is really the only true test.
I really don't understand the hatred for Michelle Obama. Isn't she the model of what rich white people what out of a black woman? She is intelligent, Harvard educated from hard work not riches, middle/working class background, extremely successful and a business woman.
Or did I just answer my own question. Women are suppose to be in the kitchen, barefoot and pregnant. Heaven(literally) forbid a woman do mans work and talk when not spoken to and without her husbands permission.
Social conservatives scream at the top of their lungs that this country is a Judio-Christian nation, Wrong!!
We are still living with the law of primogeniture.
Posted by: GItheJOE at January 4, 2009 7:39 PM
Joe,
Stop using big words!
Posted by: Political Party Pooper
at January 4, 2009 7:45 PM
Pooper,
Don't worry this is my serious time. Wait to see the second language I use on the PTT.
Posted by: GItheJOE at January 4, 2009 7:47 PM
Or at the very least, remind her when she said "We (conservatives) have the media now"
Posted by: LTMidknite at January 4, 2009 7:50 PM
"Primogeniture"? Whoa - I'll have to google that one! I'll be back...
Posted by: cminri at January 4, 2009 8:02 PM
Primogeniture-means first born son gets everything when the father dies. However, it also places the mother subservient to her sons and doesn't allow women to own property or have a place in society ruled by men.
Posted by: GItheJOE at January 4, 2009 8:06 PM
Hey, Ann Coulter's on that Ty Pennington show tonight! "Extreme Makeover: Anorexic, Horseface Bitch Edition."
Posted by: jen at January 4, 2009 8:06 PM
Her adam's apple is bigger than Ric Ocasek's,
Posted by: jen at January 4, 2009 8:07 PM
She's the inspiration for Campbell's "Soup For One."
See, cuz she eats alone...
Cuz she's a hideous, evil entity...
And really, who wants to share a meal with an evil entity?
Posted by: jen at January 4, 2009 8:09 PM
Jen, You're killing me here!
Posted by: PackyJ at January 4, 2009 8:11 PM
Me and Satan eat soup every Wednesday.
Posted by: GItheJOE at January 4, 2009 8:11 PM
C'mon, let's all be nice to Ann-orxic Coulter. Her 15 minutes of fame is almost over.
I recalled her last book tanked, and I see this one tanking as well.
Posted by: LTMidknite at January 4, 2009 8:11 PM
Oh it's book time for her again? She'll be on Today. If they cancel, she'll just go on Fox and cry about how the liberals have thwarted her efforts again and scared NBC into not having her on. They can't bear that possibility. They'll have her on to offer a balanced viewpoint. And I say that with no sarcasm.
Watch. She'll get a spot on Leno, too. A sweet one where he just fawns all over her. She probably wont do Craig Ferguson or Letterman, though, because they wont handle her with kid gloves.
Posted by: Nanotyrannus at January 4, 2009 8:13 PM
So, Bob:
To whom do we send emails to in an effort to get this hate-mongering piece of excrement's appearance canceled?
Posted by: PackyJ at January 4, 2009 8:20 PM
Joe, from their mindset, _black_ women are supposed to be working in _their_ kitchens as cooks and maids, not being successful business women.
Seriously, though, we went through this same hate-on with Hillary Clinton and Teresa Heinz-Kerry back in the day. The one thing republicans hate is a woman who speaks her mind. Unless it's just to agree with them. I guess that's why Tipper Gore got a pass because she's a pro-censorship.
And Ann Coulter is worshiped by them because she's a really a dude and that's what most republicans really like.
But I say, let her go on the Today Show. If nothing else, it'll give use some more great comedy material. And as Nanotyrannus pointed out, if she's blocked, she'll just whine on Fox about how all the liberals are out to get her because they're afraid. And republican groups will continue to buy her books by the cartload to maintain the illusion that she's a hugely popular author.
I always say, give hate all the rope it needs to hang itself. She'll make an idiot out of herself and dress like she's going to cocktail party at 7 am once again. At least John Stewart will get some more material out of it.
Posted by: dc_wilson at January 4, 2009 8:26 PM
I'm in favor. Let's call the Today Show and demand they replace Ann Coulter with Bob Cesca.
QT
Posted by: QueenTiye at January 4, 2009 8:31 PM
I guess this means some traitor doctor unwired her damn jaw. Too bad she lost all December to pimp it.
Posted by: jane
at January 4, 2009 8:35 PM
mAnn Coulter should go on CBS to be interviewed by Katie Couric again.
Posted by: Matt Osborne at January 4, 2009 8:45 PM
I've actually seen ol' Annie in person and she really didn't seem like a complete idiot. Not to say that she wasn't talking complete bullshit, but she wasn't position flexible also kinda dumb. You just have to wonder whether she actually can't come up with anything better than calling people pussies and retards (and then becoming the whining victim when her 'good christian girl' self being 'attacked' by those same ruthless puss-tards).
Still, maybe we're just being too hard on her. Maybe she needs to read a basic psychology textbook,and realize that the way she constantly attacks other people's sexuality says more about her than other people. Then we won't have to read about her until she becomes the next "pregnant man" or we wake up one morning to the headline Former Conservative Commentator Dies in German Leather Club Fire: Witnesses Say Panicked Coulter Strangled Self With Own Choke Collar Trying to Escape.
Still, I wish her luck with the book sales. I bet she needs the money for more Nicorette, and some of those shadowy rich guys who buy her books in bulk to get them on the best-seller list probably don't want to waste their bailout money on the extra warehouse space to keep them all...
Posted by: EL Mystico at January 4, 2009 8:45 PM
Bob is a transvestite that hates successful black women? I think I read your post wrong QT.
Yes Jane Yes. They should have used the strongest wire on the planet to shout that sewer.
Posted by: GItheJOE at January 4, 2009 8:48 PM
Must read from the political carnival about this:
http://thepoliticalcarnival.blogspot.com/2009/01/ann-coulter-obama-race-baited-his-way.html
some of the things that Ole Annie has in the new book...
Posted by: ceu at January 4, 2009 9:11 PM
nevermind...I shoulda clicked on the link here first.
apologies.
Posted by: ceu at January 4, 2009 9:13 PM
Yeah Joe, completely wrong!!!
I was on board with replacing Ann, with Bob, so Bob can talk about Ann's missing body parts.
QT
Posted by: QueenTiye at January 4, 2009 9:21 PM
I only wish!
Actually Mr(s). Ann Coulter is NOT the problem! The other nearly 50% of the population that support supposed "conservative" ideals are!
(S)he, Hannity, Limbaugh, and many others simply deliver the message!
Just watching Carville "debate" some "blond bimbo" about the new stimulus package ......... blahhhhhhhhh!
Republican's doubled our national debt in 8 fucking years!
Posted by: Kansasdem at January 4, 2009 9:25 PM
>>To whom do we send emails
Click the link in the post -- Media Matters has all the info.
Posted by: Bob_Cesca
at January 4, 2009 10:13 PM
One thought:
Rather than requesting NBC cancel Ann, wait until after it airs, then contact the editor in charge of the piece "en masse"!
I'm talking same level with which we surpassed at least Bob's first two goals for last minute Obama fund raising, and demand equal time for our speaker of choice!
Golly, gosh, gee whiz! Who would that be?
Yes, we can!
Posted by: Kansasdem at January 4, 2009 10:57 PM
Uh... reading more o' those excerpts. She talks about "braying left-wing slattern Eleanor Clift." Seriously? Slattern? Who's she trying to insult, Jane Eyre?
Posted by: EL Mystico at January 4, 2009 11:48 PM
The Honorable Al Franken will be declared the winner of the election for the Senate in Minnesota. This was worth waiting for.
See
href="http://www.reuters.com/article/newsOne/idUSTRE50405S20090105"
>story at Reuters.
SoS Ritchie expects the election to be certified tomorrow midafternoon.
Congratulations, Senator Franken.
Posted by: SillyGit at January 4, 2009 11:48 PM
LOL. Tis a slatternly whore that doth utter such insults.
Me thinks the lass (or is it lassie) doth read the Bard to excess.
What a wanker.
Posted by: SillyGit at January 4, 2009 11:56 PM
I have a serious question and a statement to follow. I am a radical left winger who despises Anne Coulter and everything she stands for. I also happen to be a transsexual. It bothers me that every other anti Coulter remark I read about Coulter involves some insulting and or dehumanising remark directed at her gender status. My question is the belief that transsexuals such as myself are a bunch of disgusting freaks a general belief around here? If it is, I'll leave and never come back. I'm not defending Coulter who, believe me I hate as much as any of you. But it does make me very uncomfortable. So, should I just shut up and go away?
Posted by: jm at January 5, 2009 1:34 AM
jm, I apologize for my trespasses. I was trying to be funny and from your point of view it wasn't and for that I am sorry. Bob, should have a disclaimer on ever thread,"Anything written by commenters doesn't reflect the beliefs of Bob Cesca."
Posted by: GItheJOE at January 5, 2009 2:39 AM
conservatives get so violently bent out of shape if you accuse them of any sort of racism,antisemitism or homophobia(which i admit,most are not guilty of).however,anyone who would defend this greasy cretin has absolutely no excuse.if someone supports-monitarily or ideologically-a "person" who is frequently,unapologetically on the record as a racist,homophobe and antisemite,is it not more than fair to classify the two similarly?
Posted by: 24hourjack at January 5, 2009 8:52 AM
Thanks GI.I'm allfor invective directed against this hateful harpy. But to tar all of us trannies is hurtful.Not all of us are like that. ;]
Posted by: jm at January 5, 2009 9:27 AM



