Posted by JumpyPants
Former UN Ambassador/UN Hater John Bolton yesterday:
"The fact is on foreign policy I don't think President Obama thinks it's a priority," said Bolton. "He said during the campaign he thought Iran was a tiny threat. Tiny, tiny depending on how many nuclear weapons they are ultimately able to deliver on target. Its, uh, its tiny compared to the Soviet Union, but is the loss of one American city" – here Bolton shrugged his shoulders impishly – "pick one at random – Chicago – is that a tiny threat?"
The roomful of Republicans at Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) thought the idea of nuking the President's hometown, city to over 9.5 million Americans was HILARIOUS. According to Mother Jones:
The room erupted in laughter and applause.
When trying to discuss the serious threat of nuclear weapons, Mr. Bolton, let me give you some tips:
1. Don't joke about blowing up over 9.5 million Americans
2. Don't blatantly reveal how bitter you are that you and your party are gigantic losers in the 2008 election
3. Support the President and his plan to secure all loose nukes and craft new global legislation to stop the production of nukes
4. Lance that horrible giant hairy mole on your upper lip