Religion

Why Do Robots Hate America?

A wingnut Christian fundamentalist lawyer is afraid of robot marriage:

David Gibbs III, a lawyer who in 2005 fought to keep brain-damaged Terri Schiavo on life support, told rally participants gay marriage would "open the door to unusual marriage in North Carolina.

"Why not polygamy, or three or four spouses?" Gibbs asked. "Maybe people will want to marry their pets or robots."

And when they grab you with those metal claws, you can't break free. Because they're made of metal, and robots are strong.

(Source: David Pescovitz)