>>when he least expects it

Hell, I'd even give him a ten-minute warning.

Heh.

You cannot torture Rush. He doesn't feel pain. I suppose if you take away his oxycontin, things might be different.

This may be the best pitch for a pay-per-special ever.

I like the idea of a new reality show called "Lets Torture Rush".
The possibilities are endless.

I think you need to have a soul in order to be tortured.

Actually, that sounds like something he already pays a Dominican teenager to do during one of his "business trips."

Tea-baggin' doesn't count as torture, right?

'Cause he'd enjoy that too much.

I think that's how he got this way in the first place. Although he has absolutely no grasp of how to get my attention. I guess the attention grasp wasn't all that successful.

Fat boy would squeal like a stuck pig and run away before the first slap. But a covert swarm of Centipedes placed in his containment box, AKA Broadcast Booth, might be operative./

This is disgusting beyond the pale. Yes, someone, please please slap him for real. Give me a shot...I'd love to slap him! And knee him, too!! Dickwad!

Take away his Oxycontin and he'll squeal like a pig in the first 30 seconds.

BTW, I'd love to volunteer for his "interrogation." Who's with me?

Bob Cesca, you are THE man, you keep me sane.

What would be torture to this piggie? Cutting off his Viagra? Banning him from sex tours of the Caribbean? He's thrice divorced. Maybe take all his money and burn it in front of him. That's about the only thing he loves.

I wish he'd slap himself with a knife.

Condescending, patronizing, hypocritical, demeaning, mysoginistic, cruel, truth-challenged, talent-less, felonious, narcissistic, repetitive, arrogant, hate-mongering, agitative, bigoted, sub-mediocre, boring, truly ugly fat-ass bastard!!!

Reminds me of a giant, pus-filled BOIL that needs to be POPPED!!

The people who listen to him have the collective IQ of a bag of rocks.

It's a little scary to me that people actually buy what he sells. Mob mentality. Reminds me of Hitler.

Really scary.

Note this story about Bush torture:

"Bush Memos Parallel Claim 9/11 Mastermind's Children Were Tortured with Insects....

"American agents used insects to torture the young children of alleged 9/11 mastermind Khalid Sheikh Mohammed."

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=102x3836789

Recall that after 9/11 Bush rushed the Ben Laden family out of this country soon afterward even though all air traffic was suspended and suspension pointed to Osama Bin Laden.

"At least 13 relatives of Osama bin Laden, accompanied by bodyguards and associates, left the United States on a chartered flight eight days after the Sept. 11, 2001 terrorist attacks, according to a passenger manifest released on July 21, 2004.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bin_Laden_family#The_Bin_Laden_flights

Why wouldn't Bush want to find out the whereabouts of Osama by doing to his relatives what he did to Khalid Sheikh Mohammed's chidren?

Wow, I started to write a little torture scenario for Fatboy, but it started to scare me a little, so I stopped. Let's just say it would have made the torture scene in Reservoir Dogs look tame.

All the motherfuckers that say that torture produces good intelligence just need to listen to John McCain talk about his experiences in the Hanoi Hilton. John McCain enduring probably the worst pain a human being could endure, still had the presence of mind to recite the names of the offensive linemen of the Pittsburgh Steelers, when asked who his commanders were. Was that good intelligence?

I would like to slap that dork myself...he's a laughing stock. What a turd.

But isn't that how all his sexual encounters start?

thruwithbuzz: you need to keep in mind a fundamental part of these people's thinking: Americans are Special. Torture is effective, but not on Americans, because we're Special and Heroic. Hell, even if we do the same things the Vietnamese did to McCain, it's not torture, because Americans are Special and above such things.

This is a complete projection on my own worse torture scenario: Tie him down in the blazing sun. Rub his skin with fiberglass insulation, face indluded. Then, dump honey(organic) from head to toe, all over his obese body. Finally, unleash a pack of fire ants, and let 'em do their thang.

Let him bake for at least an hour. Fat Fuck would have a mind-altering experience, and dare I say, a possible enlightenment?

It just occurred to me that the best and fastest way for Rushbo to ensure that Obama fails would be to start supporting him.

Can I help? Can I, can I, can I???!!!

I agree with Midad!
Where do I sign up for that duty?

Why would anyone in their right mind defend torture? Torture is nothing but a sadistic tool of Empire and small-minded thugs.

Why sadistic? Because apparently it produces no real actionable intelligence. And, coereced confessions are not admissable as evidence in court.

So, then what is the motive to torture other than sadism if there is no real intelligence gain or advantage?

Therefore, Limbaugh's position becomes nothing less than the epitome for American Exceptionalism.

Dick Cheney's position on torture producing actionable intelligence seems to have been the driving force behind this Right-Wing pathetic nonsense.

If Rush is pushing views at such odds with American-signed international treaties maybe he needs to be held accountable for his actions.

I will freely volunteer to torture this concentrated pile of human waste, I think I can come up with some extra tortures as well.

How despicable is this pile human excrement?

He was willing to defend the Somali pirates in order to attack the president.

http://crooksandliars.com/john-amato/limbaugh-defends-teenage-pirates-somali

He has no shame. Truly no shame. That he's even allowed in the presence of civilized human beings is an atrocity.